| 00:00 - 00:03 | Glasson volunteers are everywhere on the streets. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here at Galloways Hill, Coorparoo Bridge, Logan Road. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All through West End, East Brisbane and Greenslopes. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're out every Saturday morning and some weekdays. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They hold all the bridges east of the South East Freeway. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes but we have volunteers too... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and they have our new t-shirts on. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Rudd... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only have four volunteers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And they're all down on Oxford St. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not prepared to stand on the streets wearing "Our Ruddy Future" t-shirts get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this some sort of bad dream? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you even know what happened last week? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Out-manoeuvred by Gillard AGAIN! Outsmarted by that second-rate floozy! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every week she screws something up. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But when I launch a leadership challenge... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ....all of a sudden she's a freaking political genius. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Crean, I ordered you to plan this challenge... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ....with detailed programmatic specificity. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But I didn't understand what you were saying. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What don't you understand about "programmatic specificity? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well...pretty much everything. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why on earth did I put you in charge of this challenge? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you even count the numbers? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We're headed for an electoral bloodbath with Gillard as Prime Minister. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And you couldn't find just 50 to support me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you dopey Victorian bastard. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Regaining the PM job was the only chance I had to win Griffith. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I get back to Griffith, I'm still not PM, and all I see is Bill Bloody Glasson! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every street corner, every school, every fete. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I open the Courier Mail and there he is. Then I turn on the radio and there he is. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | These days I can't even go to the letterbox... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...without seeing his smiling gob on those bloody blue pamphlets. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bill Glasson is bloody everywhere! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need you to fight back..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ....and you tell me we only have FOUR volunteers down on Oxford Street. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 74,832 Facebook likes, 1.2 million Twitter followers, barefoot bowls. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you stand there and tell me.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we can only get FOUR volunteers down on Oxford Street. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And one of them is Di Farmer. WHO I PAY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Di, we will find you a proper job one day. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why do I bother? All that effort put into... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...that social media crap. Tweeting about Jasper the sick cat, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Abby the Labrador. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Making a fool of myself. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Singing "Don't Call Me Baby" and uploading it onto YouTube. And all I get? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "Tweet Me Happy Birthday, Kevin" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm over this crap. |
