| 00:01 - 00:03 | The Homeslice Rotisserie League is very exclusive. No one in since Solivan. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | They have drafts all over. Even had one in Cooperstown. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | This year at Gracie Mansion. |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | You definitely deserved to get in. |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | And they are from all over. The DC and NY areas and even that crazy state Florida. |
| 00:17 - 00:22 | What do you mean "deserved"? You mean "deserve". No response back yet. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Just got a response from Nick Lanyi, their commissioner. |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | It was 8 to 0 against. The first unanimous vote in 31 years. |
| 00:53 - 01:00 | Anyone who thinks I would not be a great addition to this league, please leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a fucking outrage! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean they didn't vote me in!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:25 | They let many people in who were awful! |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | They let in frickin' Hugo!! |
| 01:30 - 01:34 | "Fitty, fitty, fitty." How fucking annoying. |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | Dave Lowey??? He didn't even show up. I would always be there. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Jamie Greenberg? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, that was in the early years. |
| 01:42 - 01:45 | He didn't know shit about baseball. An infant knows more. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The entire league voted against you. Let it go. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even Lanyi? This is supposedly a German and he rejects me? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | I am the Fuhrer!!!! |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | And the farts and disgusting smells and noises from him, Furman and the rest. |
| 01:59 - 02:01 | I could handle it. The Fuhrer can blast a few too! |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | And Berg? When was the last time he won? |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The first World War?! |
| 02:07 - 02:13 | Both Kuloks said no? What right do they have? Jon trying to buy the commissionership at a Japanese restaurant |
| 02:13 - 02:17 | And his brother assisting in the coverup and destruction of the incriminating tape? |
| 02:18 - 02:21 | They remain in the after that but they won't take me?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Does Jon think he is so smart with his statistical models?? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Oh boy, your KPIs. I have fucking Werner Von Braun running the numbers for me. |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | I was going to conquer OPS and conquer saves as part of my WHIP strategy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck them. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No one could have stopped me. Wolfson somehow won with his pathetic setup man tactics! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No one would beat me! Ever!! EVER!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Simpson voted against me too? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The man who suggests having a convention dinner in another borough? |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Really?! Who does that? Hey everyone, get in the minivan. I would plan better. |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Just hope he doesn't mention Smitty. |
| 03:14 - 03:18 | And Smitty. They let in Smitty?!? A fucking fake person! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could say I am bagging chicks on the Eastern shore too. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Easter Shore of England. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could have held that trophy. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Name engraved over and over. |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | Held the Mike Schmidt signed baseball. Wearing the yellow shirt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | A shirt that says anus on it. |
