| 00:02 - 00:05 | Brownie keats we are coming towards end of the season... |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | this week, the 1s are playing here and 2s are playing here |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | hear there maybe a few missing for your next game keats? |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | hows the squad shaping up? |
| 00:18 - 00:20 | wait wait wait..who the fuck might be away or fucking missing? |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Sandy Smith |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Lee Raji... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and eh Checketts... |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | dont know what to tell you, bunch of benders.... |
| 00:53 - 00:57 | Right everyone whos not kiwi or a captain get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they fucking serious!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | Sandy needs to sort his skiing work bolloks out |
| 01:21 - 01:24 | Raji better stop going away on smash ups |
| 01:26 - 01:29 | and Checks..well he needs to get his clobber sorted sharpish! |
| 01:32 - 01:36 | that tubby mcfatfuck PC better stay away from seconds and the fridge |
| 01:37 - 01:38 | weve got merton away this weekend.. |
| 01:41 - 01:31 | On some shit pitch..tommy L is going to blow his fucking top again the little lego haired fuck witt |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | yes keats but ive got Olly Boutle, hell catch pigeons down that wing keats |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | he also calls off sick every other weekend, hes worse then fucking Darren Anderton! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | fuck your right keats.. |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | we need to be the same as the bb eagles game... |
| 01:55 - 01:56 | straight from the off |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | aggressive, quick, sharp that Bo-Jan better keep jumping like a fucking basketball player |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | winning those headers |
| 02:06 - 02:09 | and what the FUCK does he think he is..some kind of underwear model |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | we all know Matt Harvey Salter has the best body in the club!! |
| 02:16 - 02:20 | Roberts has to lay off the hair wax, his hair hasnt moved in 3 years |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Brandford and Checketts have been great at the back.. |
| 02:25 - 02:29 | But where the fuck do they get their dress sense from |
| 02:31 - 02:35 | Brandford looks like a gay lumberjack |
| 02:36 - 02:38 | and Checks favorite colour is neon pink!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | THIS CANT GO ON!!! |
| 02:45 - 02:52 | Carl needs to stop ussshing before games and get some sleep turning up like a pornstar every game |
| 02:55 - 03:00 | and as for Hethrington, where do i even start, he has his uni address tattooed on his hip |
| 03:02 - 03:06 | WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! |
| 03:10 - 03:15 | absolute embarrassments!! all of them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | whats jitskis story? |
| 03:24 - 03:27 | hes still trying to wank left handed.. |
| 03:28 - 03:29 | is he fucking fit again or what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | there will be carnage.. |
| 03:33 - 03:38 | we have 2 away games and 2 home games, |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | we can and will win all of them! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | even Sandy is coming...do they know what happens when hes off his leash!!! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it will be beautiful.. |
| 03:47 - 03:50 | and you Storrs.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You make sure you win that cup final, you hear ME |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now all we can do is get ready |
| 03:59 - 04:02 | then the tour will be a proper tour |
| 04:04 - 04:06 | Budpest wont know what fucking hit it |
