| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hurford is going to be on the bus sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He will leave the art block here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and board the bus here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As usual, he is in a bad mood |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but, due to his inability to talk properly, we don't know what about. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, i have headphones. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And i'll sit away from him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Your headphones... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Your headphones aren't working sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Jess isn't on the bus. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't appreciate how annoying Hurford is, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this happen... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a 20 minute journey with Hurford |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and no means of avoiding communication |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have no idea what he's saying |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i'll have to keep nodding all the time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and going "umm yeah". |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But sometimes that's not the right answer |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then he has a go at you |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir surely you have some idea what he's sayi... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOT, A FUCKING, CLUE. Have you ever talked to him? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You could pretend your headphones still worked |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What's the point, he'll just keep waving in front of my face |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | as well as tapping me on the shoulder. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm going to be so bored. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He just talks complete bollocks. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Like how many bitches he's pulled when he went out the other night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | or how many people he's beaten up at boxing |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I mean seroiusly, has he ever been in a proper boxing match. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I cannot handle this much bullshit! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then he'll probably start going on about photography |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and how his work reflects the... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "inner conflict of the mind" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or some ridiculous crap like that. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A week ago |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I actually bothered to look at his work |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and it's always just some random insect photoshopped in with tree or something. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But no... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's a fucking masterpiece in his eyes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should have killed him when we had the chance! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, there'll be another opportunity. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had it all planned out. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was just going to blank him out and listen to my ipod |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Not anymore. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Prepare the troops |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and say your goodbyes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We have put up with this twat for too long. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tonight we go to battle with Hurford. |
