00:04 - 00:05 | We have the latest weather reports, Fuhrer |
00:05 - 00:07 | The forecast for Kansas City |
00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like it will be as bad as before |
00:12 - 00:15 | It will start Saturday afternoon |
00:19 - 00:21 | But this is the third freaking storm this year! |
00:24 - 00:26 | It could be as much as an inch per hour |
00:27 - 00:28 | and last until Sunday morning |
00:31 - 00:33 | Some isolated areas could get as much as a foot of snow |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's a weekend, so most of the road crews will be at home |
00:53 - 00:58 | Four ... six ... eight inches? |
01:13 - 01:15 | Maybe an entire freaking FOOT? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The last time, I got stuck in my house for DAYS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Without power, without hot water and no Internet access! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I tried to buy a generator after the first storm. |
01:31 - 01:34 | But they were all sold out. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I sent someone to every hardware store in town |
01:37 - 01:40 | Just to have some punk kid tell them |
01:40 - 01:42 | They said they were on "back order" or reserved for someone else |
01:42 - 01:46 | You could always order one online? |
01:46 - 01:48 | I said that I COULDN'T ACCESS THE INTERNET! |
01:48 - 01:52 | It was just a thought, sir |
01:56 - 01:57 | Well, here's another thought |
01:57 - 02:00 | Why don't you come over to my house |
02:00 - 02:03 | and shovel my driveway yourself |
02:04 - 02:08 | with a SPOON! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I've had it with all the ice and snow and cold crap! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask for spring and sunshine |
02:17 - 02:21 | Happy little birds chirping ... |
02:27 - 02:29 | And squirrels. I love watching the little furry squirrels |
02:30 - 02:34 | Playing and running in my yard |
02:34 - 02:36 | And gathering nuts |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm ready for baseball |
02:43 - 02:47 | The Chiefs were awful last year |
02:48 - 02:53 | I had to spend all winter, thinking about just how awful they were |
02:54 - 02:56 | And all the money that I spent on season tickets |
03:00 - 03:02 | and parking |
03:04 - 03:07 | No wants to carpool with him |
03:19 - 03:23 | and beer |
03:25 - 03:26 | watered down |
03:31 - 03:33 | overpriced |
03:40 - 03:46 | beer |
03:46 - 03:49 | Could somebody please |
03:53 - 03:56 | bring me my March Madness bracket? |