00:00 - 00:03 | The chair went missing yesterday, sir. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We drank some beer, and looked here |
00:05 - 00:07 | and here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We sent the helpers to go look in the yard.... |
00:12 - 00:15 | but they can't find ever find shit anyway. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It was probably Mexicans.... |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure it was Mexicans, they hate chairs. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have chairs in Mexico |
00:34 - 00:36 | Only diarrhea and prostitutes.... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who still has a chair, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could this happen? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knows the deal with my chair. |
01:18 - 01:23 | No one touches the chair! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I loved that chair. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We have to find my motherfucking chair! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look at you chairless bastards. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We are fucked without chairs. |
01:37 - 01:40 | No one respects shit without the chair! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there are other chairs here. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want a busted, cat piss chair! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they only pissed on a few... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care, they all smell like helper hobo pee! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Not my chair! |
01:56 - 01:57 | My chair was the best. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I got hard every time I saw my chair. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Really fucking hard! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I probably wont ever be able to get a boner |
02:08 - 02:13 | without my beautiful, sweet smelling bad ass chair |
02:14 - 02:16 | We need to think about this. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I won't be able to roll for shit without that motherfucking chair! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Nothing but fucking ones. |
02:30 - 02:34 | How the fuck am I going to get to San Antonio |
02:34 - 02:36 | with no chair and a fucking one! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck six days a week with no chair. |
02:48 - 02:53 | I would rather roll the box truck and work with Twitch |
02:54 - 02:56 | than go with out a chair. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But here I am again with no fucking chair! |
03:00 - 03:02 | This is fucking bullshit! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he will get used to the smell.... |
03:14 - 03:16 | I will never get used to that smell.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's like someone fucked a herd of dead buffalo on them. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's bad. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Really, really bad. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I just cant get past how shitty the other chairs are. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They are so shitty. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Man I miss my chair. |