| 00:00 - 00:03 | NOT606 are going on a piss up to Germany! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From the looks of it they are heading for Berlin. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Strip bars here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As they are renowned hard bastards |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with rumours of the HOTREDHEADMACKEM turning up the police are worried. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The HOTREDMACKEM is gay!. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is a soft round fat twat! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But sir! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The others |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chunky and Comm ex- forces |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's others too, MR has previous for paddling Mags! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks HRM is as hard as he makes out stay! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need to plan for the other Mackems for fucks sake. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Some of them could bore a glass eye to sleep. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Others are smarter |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The dog fuckers gone. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We thought we beat them with Bruce |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now O'Neil has them split. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Make plans to cope with safc83 and Cest |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Nomoregeordies will be here too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hadaway and shite nomoregeordies he's a closet Mag. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about sunderlandstu and sunderlandsupporter? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Schizophrenics the both of them |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You need to watch for Sid the Mod. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | BizzareKnives |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The ones you are worried about are nothing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Watch out for the likes of VinegarJoe |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | His son Teesidemackem |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Mon effect and Makd4ddy will be playing on their Xbox |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Marcublackcat will be playing his guitar |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | LostinVegas, Dorset and Bobby will be jumping in when you least expect them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | MR will have them organised! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Parker, Moorsley and Murray will dive in |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Calm and Washy too. Thats when the softshits jump in. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | HOTREDMACKEM!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He will run in swing a kick and leg it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The rest will stand their ground we will need two to one. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Arrest those three |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HOTREDMACKEM, sunderlandstu and nomoregeordies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The others may leave us alone. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | HOTREDMACKEM has GINGER pubes! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Give the Mackems free drinks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It will cost us but so what! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Anyone with ginger pubes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and a tight collar. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Shameless will take the piss out of.mercilessly! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Supply the best looking women only the best. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And bring me the Vaughan Identity! |
