| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are getting reports of riots and protests breaking out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They seem to be centered all around the offices |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of the local PBS affiliate. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our intelligence indicates they are incensed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at the decline in quality of Downton Abbey Season 2. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am still a few episdoes behind, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but I haven't seen anything too bad. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Last week... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Last week, they had an amnesia plotline. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And this week Matthew was magically healed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't seen the whole season better leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this some kind of joke!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Has Julian Fellowes completely lost his mind!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This can't be happening this early in the series! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought the British only made quality shows. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've jumped the shark! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What insane plot twists will they throw in next? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kill Lavinia off to free Matthew up to be with Mary? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have Lord Grantham have an affair randomly? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they would never do something like that! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You don't think so?! This show is turning into 'Days of Our Lives'! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they will get it together for Season 3! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They will probably have zombies and androids next season! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And of course there will be yet another disaster |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | to keep Anna and Bates apart! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Can't Fellowes just cut some of these characters a break? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How many things can go wrong for two people? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is such a letdown. I waited a whole year for this season! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want three Panzer divisions to seize control of the BBC. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want Himmler writing the scripts from here on out! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want serious plotlines and no more soap opera clichés! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And we need to kill off Branson. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Replace the commie with a good fascist character. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can make this show good again! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who am I kidding? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There's no recovery from this kind of scriptwriting faceplant. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We will just have to wait |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For Season 2 of Sherlock to come on in May. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least we have that to look forward to. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And poor Maggie Smith! She can't redeem this show all by herself! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay; they have Great Expectations coming on next. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone get me my laptop. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have to cancel my order for Season 2 on DVD |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | before it ships. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel my pledge to PBS. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I will give it back when they air a new Celtic Woman. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But after a bust like this, I can't get too excited about anything anymore. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Any news from the front? |
