00:00 - 00:03 | according to our latest intel |
00:04 - 00:05 | Miranda's house is very far away |
00:05 - 00:07 | located here, near Northport |
00:08 - 00:12 | our spies tell us she doesn't like her feet touched |
00:12 - 00:15 | which is why we have decided to attack at night while she sleeps |
00:17 - 00:19 | she doesn't like her feet touched |
00:19 - 00:21 | by anyone? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhur |
00:27 - 00:28 | no one. |
00:31 - 00:33 | not even her boyfriend Nate is allowed |
00:34 - 00:36 | she is quite adamant about that |
00:53 - 00:58 | anyone here who thinks this is acceptable, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | she won't let anyone touch her feet?!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | this is NOT okay!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I want you to find her! |
01:25 - 01:28 | and bring her to me! |
01:29 - 01:31 | and she better be alive! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I am going to tickle her feet, |
01:34 - 01:37 | until she cries |
01:37 - 01:40 | and dies of laughter!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | but my Fuhur, what if her boyfriend Nate comes after us? |
01:42 - 01:46 | her boyfriend? We kill him! |
01:46 - 01:48 | but my Fuhur, he is unstoppable! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Unstoppable? no one is unstoppable! |
01:53 - 01:54 | that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard |
01:56 - 01:57 | she has very nice feet |
01:57 - 02:00 | and I will touch them if I like |
02:00 - 02:03 | because I am Hitler! |
02:04 - 02:08 | she probably doesn't want thm touched |
02:08 - 02:13 | because they smell bad |
02:14 - 02:16 | and look funny |
02:17 - 02:21 | but I will have none of it! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I understand she is from Manawa |
02:30 - 02:34 | those people are weird to begin with |
02:34 - 02:36 | but I have never heard of this |
02:41 - 02:42 | who doesn't like their feet touched? |
02:43 - 02:47 | I just can't wrap my brain around this! |
02:48 - 02:53 | lucky for her she is a heavy sleeper |
02:54 - 02:56 | I will find her while she slumbers |
02:56 - 02:59 | and touch her feet! |
03:00 - 03:02 | maybe even suck on her toes! |
03:04 - 03:07 | it will be ok, her feet probably don't smell that bad |
03:14 - 03:16 | I have failed |
03:19 - 03:23 | maybe they just aren't meant to be touched |
03:25 - 03:26 | maybe I'll never know what they feel like |
03:31 - 03:33 | how soft they are |
03:40 - 03:46 | how neatly painted they are |
03:46 - 03:49 | how goofy her little toe looks |
03:53 - 03:56 | now I will never know |