| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lidl in Skegness will close within the next few months |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | During the closure staff will work in these nearby stores |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | located nearby to Skegness |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will work here during the closure until the new store is rebuilt |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and once the building works are completed, the staff will return to the store to aid the reopening |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ensure Geoff McDermott is in charge |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he will help make the new store a huge success |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Geoff |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Geoff has gone AWOL and decided to transfer to another store |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He plans to transfer at the end of the month |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need some shopping, I need Kitchen Roll, Yoghurt, Pancakes and Butter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There's no fucking way that Geoff can transfer! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We simply cannot open a brand new store without him there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He is invaluable to the company |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yes he's a spurs fan |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but geniuses like him don't fall into your hands everyday |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If we lose him what how the hell would Skegness function? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The store would simply crumble become disfunctional |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Corby has a better KFC than Skegness |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A better KFC? Are you for real? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they have two in Corby |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is the biggest load of bullshit I've heard! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You understand? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Lidl has much better food |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | look at the Quiche's Lorraine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or the great tasting bakery lines |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why didn't anybody stop him from visiting KFC? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why didn't anybody convince him that moving was a bad idea? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If Geoff goes then we are all finished! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You may as well kiss your asses goodbye and ask Aldi to come and takeover |
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