| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have word of an anomaly |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some rebel |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Located outside of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has been travelling all over the place |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But is now located here, in Fair Lawn |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The guy with the sweatshirt, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It zips in the back or something |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It zips... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The zipper is located on the side |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Concealed beneath a flap |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now: fuckbois, memers, swagfags, and swearbois |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It cannot zip on the side! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sweatshirts zip in the front! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | This man |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Does not have the right to defy this rule |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don't care abut "Assassin's Creed" |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | And who the hell does this "Vainer" think he is |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Only I have the swag to pull off a sweatshirt like that |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And it would still be difficult to do! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, nobody doubts your swag is off the charts |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well clearly "Vainer" does not understand! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, perhaps you can try to wear it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everybody knows I wouldn't look as cool as him |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's Vainer |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | No matter how hard I try, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How many unique sweatshirts I wear, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I just don't have that natural "Vainer" factor |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He can wear whatever he wants, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Monkey hats, recreational spectacles, anything |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And he will look like a god |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | But whenever I try to wear anything unique, |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | I look like Stalin! |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | I just want to have swag |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | For people to see me for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of comparing me to others |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | Fuck Vainer |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | I want to pioneer the new styles |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | And dictate what the cool kids wear |
| 02:48 - 02:51 | They should look up to me |
| 02:51 - 02:53 | See me as "one of the guys" |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | Why do you think I wanted power in the first place |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | If not to capture all of the swag, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Find the dankest fucking memes! |
| 03:04 - 03:05 | Don't worry |
| 03:06 - 03:07 | The memes will be OK |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who am I even kidding |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll never have half the swag that man has |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm stank |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Certainly not dank |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can outlaw sweatshirts that zip on the side |
| 03:46 - 03:48 | Limiting Vainer's swag |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | But I'll always be a neckbeard |
