Colin goes to costa
557 views • 2/16/2012
| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the planned route to the Outlet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sam, Stoney and Darren will meet at Sprucefield |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And rendezvous with everyone else in Banbridge |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once everyone shows up we'll pop the hoods, talk shit and tell everyone what we have spent this month |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Do a few laps of the A1 and melt Stoneys new brakes. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm leaving Dublin late, getting on the M1 and eating that shit up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Coming into the carpark hard and smashing straight into Costa for a large Latte and Caramel square like a boss!!!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Costa.......... Have closed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There's a starbucks 3 units up but they have no syrups until Tuesday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who likes starbucks and their free iTunes promotions get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean NO Fucking syrups |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | DO you expect me to have my caffiene hit with 0% sugar |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I drink that shit like a PRO!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Whats our contingency plan on this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I need my fucking Latte |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't have cake without the creamy froth to dip it into |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That fat fuck Sam will be chowing down on a big king XL and I'll be twidling my dick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 2 slices of aberdeen angus, a soft bun and half a field of vegetables and You can't do me a coffee |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Colin get a burger king yourself, they also do Lattes |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That warm piss they call coffee cannot be compared with Costa |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can get you some cake from a bakery on Saturday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Day old cake!!!! sit down you lanky FUCK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lack of Syrups, Sams getting a burgerking and talk of day old cake, WTF is the point |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why me, always me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck me I can't even find the girl from Baggot street with the big bristols |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | " she's off today" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | She's off every fucking day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All you fuckers won't be laughing when im running 2.2 with A3s with a 9k limit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Eau Rouge won't know whats hit it when I load up the wavetrac and smash it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will tear everyone a new arsehole down Kemel |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Late into the braking zone at Les Combes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My Mugen wing is designed in a wind tunnel, the grip it will give me will desimate all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll prove all you cunts wrong on track |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I didn't go this far to be beaten by some pre pubescent shit in a coffee shop |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And some bunch of internet based cock suckers |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yes, Built for the track |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't need to prove my shit in a carpark |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Let them look at Alans engine bay and Sam's wheel nuts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Sam, they suit your wheels brilliantly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't need my coffee, it's only an hour from home, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll smash that bastard in Belgium |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll fucking lap him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | MY 888s will stand the heat better and drive me from the corners |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have the mechanical grip advantage and knowledge of the track |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And if he tries anything I'll ram him off the track the lanky fucktard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | FUCK MY LIFE |
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