| 00:00 - 00:03 | David - we wanted to let you know the plan for your stag |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We considered Berlin...we heard great things |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we thought you deserved more. Lil Dave deserves the best |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So we put our thinking caps on, and think we hit the nail on the head |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we are heading to North Wales. Zip World to be exact. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Zip world...in North Wales |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | North Wales, you say. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | King Dave... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We thought |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have always said how much you love Wales |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They even have St David's Day. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that didn't organize the stag do, please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Of all the bloody places in the world we could have gone |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We couldn't go to Las Vegas like the yanks? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nooo....James gets to have his party in Puerto Rico. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But we have to travel to the ass hole of the UK |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I wanted to go to Budapest. I want to go to Krakow. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But you geniuses decided North Wales was the "place to be" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is it because Lewis is Welsh? He wanted to head home for the weekend? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You lot only think about your self |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | King Dave...we spent hours planning this for you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hours my tash, no one wants to visit Wales |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Dave you will be able to engage in their culture |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There is more culture in Skegness you idiot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who decided this? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Oh and I didn't forget about the zip wire |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Riding along a piece of rope |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | taking in the scenery of that garbage country |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Oh yay, I get to see sheep banging one another in the fields |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I get to see Welsh people finishing their sentences with "C" all the time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | God I dislike that place so much |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But that didn't stop you guys planning this event, did it? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This wouldn't happen to me in Nigeria |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am the KING. People respect me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | People fall at my feet, they do what I say |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Ireland.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | or Scotland would have been borderline acceptable |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | In fact, staying in Kinoulton sounds more bloody appealing right now. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have Gardeners club that weekend too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I could have walked Toby. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Danced in the village hall. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I understand Charley, we know he can't really dance |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess North Wales it is. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You guys tried your best |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and failed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll just need to drink through it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just promise me one thing, I will get so drunk I won't remember visiting that place |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ever ever again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go party |
