| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Congratulations on your promotion. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I've been on JPA, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your posting order has arrived. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you will be posted here next week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Liecestershire? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Melton? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Not Melton |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | North Luffenham |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 104 Squadron |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's signed off leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who did this to me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its a fucking circus! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Full of brown nosers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And biffs! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They never get to work dogs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They just scrub shit all day |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And sweep pinecones |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the training area mein Fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ITS A WINDSWEPT SHITHOLE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But its a UK posting |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I may aswell be in North Korea! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll be working every Weekend! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll never see my missus |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because no fuckers ever in work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because the head shed couldnt run a bath! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But they dont care about you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because they can always recruit gullible cunts! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Its a fucking lie |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its just fatigue's and kennel routine |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Worked until your very soul is destroyed |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And you have no will to work with the dogs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The ONLY reason you joined for |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The poor little bastards just rot in their kennels |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its a fucking disgrace |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And they wonder why their all going nuts? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nailing people and dogs from stress |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And still they dont care |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | As long as they get a good SJAR |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | That Squadron BBQ will get you promoted dont worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its useless |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I may aswell just sign off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could join the TA |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or the RAF Regt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck I'd whore myself out |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I'd still have more job satisfaction |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck the Regiment |
