| 00:00 - 00:03 | Towkay, this are the areas that kena lift breakdown |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Got one in Aljunied |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Another one in Kovan near that famous kopitiam |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A few around Punggol East |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And got one more just outside Hougang Mall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Go fix them la please |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Dun waste my time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But hor Towkay Low... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have to send a bill to Worker Party... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have to charge Worker Party $3,500 for parking |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | If not LTA will fine us for anyhow park |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sylvia, Pritam, Ah Huat and all the other fuckers not involved in Town Council get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | KNNB CHAO CHEEBYE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY IS PARKING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | One hour only one dollar how the fuck you park until $3500 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 125 bloody full 24-hr Fucking Days!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Got many fucking lifts spoil meh? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't put coupon and kena summon also cheaper than FMSS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHY THE FUCK IS FMSS CHARGING US $3500!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How you want me to show my face outside? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Towkay... Is you chose who to manage Town Council one. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUT WHO THE FUCK APPROVE THEIR SPENDING? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Towkay Low... Is I approve myself one. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Danny.. why you go anyhow approve your own money? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shit liao pls wipe your fucking backside lah! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | See lah! All the PAP IB Laughing at us liao |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Say we submit and approve our own tender. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fuck U lah! Put somebody else name cannot ah!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now we fucking look like kukubirds |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Give ourselves hi5 and shake our own hands |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Wah Piang FMSS! Why you fuck up so close to election... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One more year only why you fuck up now |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even Market Aunties from Hougang also laugh |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought 2016 can win one more GRC |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then we can finally kick PAP out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 1 year before election only.. You fuck up liddat |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Liddat how to win one more fucking GRC? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We tell people to dream of a First World Parliament |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now liddat.... How???? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking cheebye I appoint Town Council manager to fuck myself!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nabei Cheebye! Shit finish wipe backside very hard? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, WP confirm still win Hougang in 2016 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Wah lau, why you approve yourself? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Make us look like noobs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Give those PAPPY IB dogs chance to laugh |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How to fucking show my face liddat? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Danny, discount abit can? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | $3500 for parking really sibei stupid leh |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tolong Tolong ah... |
