Hi, we're from Groomed Noodlers
NAMM 2017 baby
Why are you here?
Cruisin gay bars
Out looking for a good time?
Dudes and gear
Big hairy, smelly guys with a gear festish
Ever hear the term load box?
Yeah baby. We have loads to deposit for some load boxes
Was gonna wear our RockinChubby shirts but we might stick out
Get it? Already got a chubby.
Also here looking for endorsement deals
Got to fund the 2017 Basement Tour
May need to loan out some gear
I hear Bon Jovi is shooting a new video
Yeah, I provide their amps and stuff
Bring it on boys. Groom my noodle