Hi There Battlefront players! Welcome to Hell.
I'm Carrie Fister, and here's what's going on with EABF.
Dennis Brännvall, our team's lead developer, is pregnant.
"Producing our third child was hard", Said Dennis' wife.
"Whatever he is doesn't produce fetuses without a fight."
We at MACE are working as quickly as possible to ensure
The quality of the January Patch, dropping on January 18th, at 11PM
The update will cost $200 and the servers will cut out permanently
An hour after the Update rolls out. Good luck.
That concludes this BF Update.
A great day and a Merry random Swedish Holiday
From all of us here at EAFU. That's right. We're leaving.
See you never, bitch!