| 00:00 - 00:03 | All sectors in SDS are far behind the quota |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AMs are planning to go on a vacation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Hawaii since quota is unachievable |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For us at iLCS, there is no way we can |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | show our impact sitting over here in India |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What happened to the earth-shattering initiative |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | called UAC? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | UAC? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sreekant, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sreekant, UAC has been scrapped |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | by the HOIs of SDS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only the managers, CSI, Quality, EasyLife team wait here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCK! Fuck the HOIs! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The only reason I came to India was UAC |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you tell me UAC does not exist anymore! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what happened to the EL Manage 1, 2, 3? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Let's just close down iLCS and |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | let MR do the optimization! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of you go to Lonavla! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | dance, drink, catch snakes and pass out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I don't drink. I just dance and entertain. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck if you drink or not! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I had warned that flights to Lonavla are expensive. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Which is why we went to Alankrita this time. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How does that change anything? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You still do the same shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nobdy listens to the business talk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everybody is waiting to get in to the pool |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody fills Horus, GoogleGeist! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All you care about is why GreenTea sucks! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What about all the wine bottles I opened |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want you all to wear the SuperMan costume right now! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My kids hate me because I got them here |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about all the free rides in my BMW! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Don't remember me driving it at 140? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Arijit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He asked me to cut electricity costs because you all just spend days and nights here. Even the weekends! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I memorized names of every one in SDS! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Every week, a team prints new sweatshirts! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where the fuck will you all go for pod visits - Chirala? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What about the flash mob you all made me do! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You will still get the free BMW ride |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think the time has come for me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to go to Hampi in my BMW. I will go far away. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Managers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want you all to find new jobs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you don't find new jobs, tell me and |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | all go together to Hampi in my BMW |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dismiss |
