| 00:00 - 00:03 | summer rugby super league season starts on thursday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with games taking place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the usual places |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | what are your thoughts on that |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that we have sky tvs coverage back on your screen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | its the start of febuary, its winter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and sky dont have yougy league anymore, you said you would "sort it" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | now listen boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sky |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | sky still have the contract and nothing has changed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we mean nothing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | sky sports 1, 2 3 and 4 viewers please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck has gone on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | are you fucking kidding me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 20 years on and there still at it, honestly |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | those fucking clowns on sky do my head in |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | eddie and fucking stevo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | throw in clarke, wells, cullen and no doubt that bitch angela powers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and we have the makings of yet more shambollic useless bullshit coverage |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | barrie and terry are just as fucking bad, yet only i can see it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | listen boss i have heard its their last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | bollocks, you fucking say that every year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but this time im sure |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | as sure as you was when you said you got rid of that fucking drummer at headingley |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | you talking bollocks dave |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i hate that drummer, not as much as the trumpeter, but enough |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you said you had offered 50 quid to anyone to pop the drum, 50 fucking quid gets you nothing dave |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | who takes a drum to a game, no fucking normal fan thats who |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i used to love going in disguise to watch leeds |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then those twats started banging and the sonia jackson wannabe starts blowing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | its enough to make me want to go and put them out of the misery their in |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | you close your eyes to blow a trumpet, what the fuck does she see? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | she would see nothing if i had my way |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i would use his drum, yes his drum, to end her |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and take control of the southstand and bring back the spiral staircase |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it wouldnt have happened back in the day |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | its not just sky and those 2 idiots in my southstand, its everything |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | i mean i was brought up on rugby league, not super league |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | its a different fucking game |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with sky and doylums at the rfl, they couldnt run a bath |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and i know lots about running baths, i have 1 a week |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry,i miss the margin meter too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | why wont they let me on boots n all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | are they really that scared of me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | are they? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | what should i do? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | well im gonna make them listen, i dont know how but i will |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and then ill get back to work |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you off to hull kr then? |
