| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have very bad news from the field. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our biggest money draw has come down with the dreaded YIPS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They first showed up here... at Isleworth |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At the time, it was believed to be due to the difficult turf conditions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Now it has surfaced here in Phoenix, at the Waste Management |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But as you say, it has happened before... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...at the newly named, Hero Cup |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | YIPS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | With the YIPs , He finished last in both tournaments. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Once a magician, now...he is done. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If ANY of you have ever, ever...had the YIPS, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Hell is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can our best in the world have the yips? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He has won 14 majors, but should already have had 19 and retired. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That philanderer.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...I bet his "indiscretions" helped this along |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That was the fucking start of it. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It eroded our man's confidence, the public humility. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Christ the "Black Night" or "The King" couldn't get over something like that. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I think it is just in his mind, right now |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you Kidding Me Nick, you've got to be crazy? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He can get over them, trust me. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking easy to say, wait till you get them... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shit, I have them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Guys like Hogan and Miller... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ....had to retire from the game they so loved. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You think this was just in their heads? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | do you not understand he is finished? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There is absolutley no possible recovery from this... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Someone tell me why he was working so hard on his long game |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It was that fucking Sean Foley the screwed with his head |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That stupid psuedo stack and tilt move |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not only did it screw his back, it made him so fucking steep on his pitches and chips |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I think Foley was working for the Allies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What were we thinking? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why didn't we shoot that bugger Foley when we had the chance? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why did we not force Tiger to stay with Harmon? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or even that Hillbilly Haney? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Christ, what are we going to do with all the air time now? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Are we going to show reruns of Tiger when he could chip? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Not to worry, I heard he can still get his putter up. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had tickets to the 2015 Masters |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had never been and I wanted to see the greatest work his short game magic |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who cares now? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He is done... the game is done. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just so you know, got word from compatriot Oberholser....and I quote. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "I think the greatest player that I've ever seen has the YIPS" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | OK, lets change the anchoring rules back. |
