00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, we are having issues with the CLF 3.0 |
00:04 - 00:05 | We are scheduled to do several demos in Berlin next week |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | But though the Ribbon was fixed, we now have double scroll bars to contend with |
00:12 - 00:15 | and the Relevant Resources tabs are not finished. |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK. Troy can show his slides |
00:19 - 00:21 | And Richard can demo ACMA |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Troy... |
00:31 - 00:33 | is no longer with us... |
00:34 - 00:36 | And because of your recent changes, Richard is not ready to demo ACMA |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who believes Sequential workflows are better than State Machines, leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why the hell is he not ready! |
01:15 - 01:17 | My change requests were not that complicated! |
01:18 - 01:23 | What was I to do, let him demo an app with 17 Load buttons! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And those Sequential Workflow lovers out there are useless to me |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're nothing but BAs! |
01:31 - 01:34 | And where is Troy in our time of need? |
01:34 - 01:37 | That guy can spew out acronyms and best practice idioms for hours |
01:37 - 01:40 | He could do the demo all by himself, where is he? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, YOU let him go based on your project plan |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's no excuse! And where the fuck is Rahim? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, his HONDA Civic broke down, he had to take the bus |
01:48 - 01:52 | A fuckin' Honda, why does he buy himself a reliable German car |
01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe then he would be here on time |
01:56 - 01:57 | What the fuck am I gonna show now in the demo |
01:57 - 02:00 | I can't show the layouts 'cause Shreya's got content type nausea |
02:00 - 02:03 | and double scroll bar tendonitis |
02:04 - 02:08 | Richard's sulking cause of the Load button genocide |
02:08 - 02:13 | Troy has abandoned us simply cause we are not paying him anymore |
02:14 - 02:16 | And Rahim... I don't know where the hell he is half the time |
02:17 - 02:21 | And then I have to deal with the CLF plague and those nasty soggy WET components |
02:27 - 02:29 | Those WET components, they sicken me so |
02:30 - 02:34 | Those WCAG communists! If only we did not have |
02:34 - 02:36 | those fuckin' monkeys on our backs |
02:41 - 02:42 | WCAG 2.0 AA Compliancy... |
02:43 - 02:47 | How many fuckin' quadriplegics are really gonna surf the FCAC site for financial tips |
02:48 - 02:53 | How many blind people are desperate to read the revised |
02:54 - 02:56 | Code of Conduct of Federally Regulated Financial Institutions? |
02:56 - 02:59 | And my devs can't write compliant code for shit |
03:00 - 03:02 | I will have them all downgraded to PowerShell script writers! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it could have been Drupal. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We are doomed. I will have to cancel that demo. |
03:19 - 03:23 | At least Shreya finds my jokes funny. |
03:25 - 03:26 | "Too funny!" |
03:31 - 03:33 | She always says. |
03:40 - 03:46 | This project is doomed. Maybe I should apply as the lead |
03:46 - 03:49 | of the WCAG group. I will have the last laugh when I declare... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...<div> tags uncompliant. |