| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir the Seahawks are in the redzone with less than 30 seconds to play. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We expect them to run the ball with Marshawn Lynch up the middle. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Or possibly an end-around route to the defense's weak side. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The offensive line will open a hole here, in case Russell Wilson has to run it in himself. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | either way it looks like this should be a piece of cake for Marshawn Lynch to score. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That should work then. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lynch will unleash beast mode. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm...boss. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We uhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were just informed that Russell Wilson just ran a passing play. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The ball was intercepted in the end-zone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone going for the Patriots. Eldeman, Brady, Gronk...Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the FUCK?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Seriously, what in the mother of all FUCKS?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're shitting me? Who throws the ball from 3 yards out from the goal on 2nd down? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What was that idiot thinking? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The offensive Coordinator is a goddamn retard! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wish I could rip his heart right out of his chest. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He should be sucking dicks in a dark alley, not coaching an NFL team! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's a moron with shit for brains! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, the QB ultimately makes the final call- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up, idiot! You don't know shit about football! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sir, I won the Heisman award in college- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If I hear one more word about your trophy, I'll break it off in your ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck your trophy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Yeah sure the QB has to make critical decisions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But we're talking about Russell Wilson; Not fucking Peyton Manning. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wilson is nothing but a piece of GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Cheating motherfuckers! Deflating balls and shit! And you help them by ignoring Lynch? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Best running back in the league. Trying to catch him could result in a broken leg! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's HARD to bring that motherfucker down! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead they run that ridiculous pass play and made me lose $500 to STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's football...not rocket science. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It hurt me so bad. Deep down in my chest. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The look on Richard Sherman's face tore me apart. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking bastards... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I mean at the very least they could have let Russell Wilson keep the ball. He's good for 5 yards. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead they hand that prissy little punk-bitch Tom Brady another goddamn Superbowl ring. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hear Tom Brady's asshole is big enough to walk into. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And still have room to park a fucking car. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Lynch could've pole-vaulted to the end-zone with his cock. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Even if he could, it's not allowed in football. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | God I hate Tom Brady... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hate...his pearly teeth and his slightly tousled, yet girlishly silky, golden hair. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Seahawks lost.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone get ISIS on the phone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want to blow some shit up. I'd prefer Patriot fans but I'll settle for any shitty or disgusting location. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like Detroit or anyplace in New Jersey. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And hire a lawyer for Hernandez. |
