00:00 - 00:03 | Sean and Johnny have written another book, called "Redacted." |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's supposed to be "funny." |
00:05 - 00:07 | Copies have been distributed south of Berlin. |
00:08 - 00:12 | And are available at their website, RealmandSands.Net |
00:12 - 00:15 | If we don't put a stop to them soon, this "humor" will spread through the land like a cancer, infecting the minds and hearts of our youth. |
00:17 - 00:19 | The "comic geniuses" that brought us "Space Shuttle?" |
00:19 - 00:21 | We all know how that "laugh riot" went. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer. |
00:27 - 00:28 | They say this ... |
00:31 - 00:33 | This is the first in an ongoing series. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are going to make many, many episodes of "Redacted." |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a fan of the brilliant podcast, Better Off Undead, please leave this room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | They call this "FUNNY?" |
01:15 - 01:17 | This was as funny as a child in a coma! |
01:18 - 01:23 | First we had to buy into the farce that was "Unicorn Western." |
01:25 - 01:28 | And then ... then "Space Shuttle?" |
01:29 - 01:31 | Only a drooling moron would think "Space Shuttle" was funny! |
01:31 - 01:34 | But this .. this is just... |
01:34 - 01:37 | Just asking too fucking much from us! |
01:37 - 01:40 | It's like they hate their goddamned readers! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But there are people who think these books are funny! They are writing them for THAT AUDIENCE. |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THAT AUDIENCE! FUCK THEM WITH A FISTING MITTEN! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But, Mein Fuhrer, people love Better Off Undead! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Of course they love Better Off Undead. But THIS is NOT BOU!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Redacted"has SHIT on BOU! |
01:56 - 01:57 | People like BOU because it's real. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Because they identify with Dave's paranoia and foibles. |
02:00 - 02:03 | They laugh at Sean's stupid rainbow farting optimism. |
02:04 - 02:08 | And they like Johnny, even though he's got the lowest IQ. |
02:08 - 02:13 | But "Redacted" has taken all that good will and squandered it. It is a smack in the face to every fan of BOU! |
02:14 - 02:16 | It is a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And I think I know a thing or two about crimes against humanity. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why would they do this? |
02:30 - 02:34 | It's like a knife right in the heart of funny! |
02:34 - 02:36 | This is the single worst atrocity I have ever seen. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And this "Daniel" character... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Is that supposed to be Dave? Because clearly they DO NOT FUCKING KNOW DAVE! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Dave is funny because he is REAL. We all have a little Dave inside us. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But this "Daniel" character is a one note joke. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And not even a funny joke, at that. |
03:00 - 03:02 | And don't even get me started on that developer character! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Monica. I know you liked it. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is the single worst thing I have ever read. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I don't think I can find the will to live after that horrible ending. |
03:25 - 03:26 | What kind of dimwitted person would LIKE this shit? |
03:31 - 03:33 | And who on Earth would want to read ANOTHER book in the series? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I would rather read ten more "Space Shuttle" books... |
03:46 - 03:49 | than suffer another paragraph of this nonsense. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Tell the Allied Forces that I surrender. |