| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it's Akash Shah's birthday today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we're trying to find Barnes & Nobles bookstore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on the map; |
| 00:08 - 01:21 | to gift him some books. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we should get his books wish-list from amazon |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's celebrate his birthday by giving him a surprise |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we can take him to Golden gate bridge and gift him those books |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is not in Bay area |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is still on the east coast.. in New York to be precise.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who lives/works in Bay area; get out now!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why the f*** is Akash still there on east coast |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How are we supposed to celebrate his birthday? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It takes f****** 6 hrs in flight to reach there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | reach there and land where? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | New york has bloody 3 almost inaccessible airports |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | need to hire a f****** IIM MBA.. just to decide the best airport to land |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And talking about New York weather.. What a shitty weather!! |
| 01:37 - 01:37 | Winters are unbearable and Summers are worse compared to even Atlanta |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Sir, New York has the best public transport system.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Best public transport system.. My a**!! It's an intricate maze, impossible for any outsider to comprehend |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Sir, people say Wall street is the best place to work |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | people who say that are the biggest a**holes.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Wall street folks are the main culprits for economic downturn |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | those "jay-walking" investment bankers have zero understanding of anything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they have f***** global economy and came out unscathed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If I'd the power.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'd compel all software engineers to quit wall street jobs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and code Zynga games instead |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | people have lost thousands of $'s because of them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the house which my friend bought in hoboken has almost halved in price |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | because of these a**hole bankers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and who was that dolt who named that city "hoboken" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | New yorkers travelling in subway and talking on phones.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | have zero compassion for the ear-drums of fellow travelers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And food!! unlike Bay area, there's not a single place in NY.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | where you can find good authentic mexican food.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and no Ghirardelli chocolates |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I fail to understand what is Akash Shah still doing there |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | especially on his birthday. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay.. don't worry.. he doesn't know Urjit is also in NY |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Akash, Urjit and everyone.. should soon move to Bay area |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that's the only way we can celebrate their birthday |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Priyal, Asmita, Mihir, Twisha, Parth (both of 'em), Manas.. everyone is here.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think the only thing we can do now is.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to send Akash an Amazon gift card.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and wish him on Facebook |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lets see if this video changes his mind.. |
