Osprey Closed 2013
324 views • 3/15/2013
| 00:00 - 00:06 | The Osprey Closed 2013 |
| 00:06 - 00:12 | So the Closed invite last year used the Hitler viral |
| 00:12 - 00:18 | We dined out on it for months and as usual took the Fuds to the cleaners. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | We let every golfer in the neighbourhood know that that shmuck Shearer tucks his shirt into his knickers. |
| 00:23 - 00:28 | We even joked about charging him for two seats on the bus, cause his arse is that massive. |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | Looking back we didn't factor in his chins and we should have charged the fucker for three seats. |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | That man looks like Peter fuckin Griffin from Family Guy. |
| 00:38 - 00:43 | Oh! McGeogh the word on the street was that he was a dry bobbin' as many men as he fuckin' could. |
| 00:43 - 00:48 | No wonder the faggot didn't turn up. He was too busy selling his ass to get his eaves sorted. |
| 00:48 - 00:51 | Mind you, I'd take a blow off the mook. His mouth looks like a 70's pussy. |
| 00:52 - 00:55 | Ha you know...I would be like that. Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:55 - 01:02 | Fuckin take the lot. Go take it. Take the lot, you filfthy slut. |
| 01:02 - 01:07 | Ahhh. Great story. Great times. It'll be good to see him back. |
| 01:07 - 01:08 | What's that? |
| 01:08 - 01:14 | You know. Good to see the Fuds back. Good to get us all back together again. The Family. Golfers and Fuds. |
| 01:14 - 01:17 | Are you fuckin' serious? |
| 01:17 - 01:23 | Yeah! You know, it's a good day out. Good fun. Everyone gets together and has a few drinks, has a few laughs. |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | What? What the fuck you sayin'? |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | I think he is right. |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | Hey one moment. I want him to fuckin' explain what he meant. |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | I didn't mean anything by it. Just Munn, Jardine, Belton will be there... |
| 01:38 - 01:47 | So, let me get this staight. I go to the effort of organising a golf event. A lot of hard work. |
| 01:47 - 01:52 | A lot of effort and you fuckin' invite a team of goons. Did I hear that right? Did I? |
| 01:52 - 01:57 | I didn't think it would be a problem. They have been there for the last 5 years. They do their own thing. |
| 01:57 - 02:02 | No, no no. They were only there 'cause I wanted them there. Last year you heard me swear that was it. |
| 02:02 - 02:06 | No more fuds. Their bubble had burst. It was over. No More. Capiche |
| 02:12 - 02:13 | Get the fuck out of here. |
| 02:14 - 02:19 | He was fuckin' shittin' it. He shat it. |
| 02:19 - 02:24 | I can smell the fucker from here. He smells just like a fud. |
| 02:24 - 02:29 | I worry about you, I really fuckin' do. Next thing you will be wearing a fud tie. |
| 02:31 - 02:34 | Talking about fuds. What the fuck do we have here? |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | For a moment I thought it was McGeogh trying to slip his unit in me! |
| 02:39 - 02:44 | Hey, Boss. Just wondered what the prices are goin' to be on the day. You know just a ballpark figure... |
| 02:44 - 02:47 | Is this you asking or that guy at the bar? |
| 02:47 - 02:53 | It is me really. Got my drink to take care of on the day, the bus and a tie to save for. |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | These things add up. You know what its like. |
| 02:56 - 03:02 | Yeah I know what its like. Let me take a look at this and add it up for you. |
| 03:03 - 03:08 | You got bus, gin and what's this? Is this the Fud tie? Is this the Fud Tie? |
| 03:08 - 03:09 | Hey calm down! |
| 03:09 - 03:10 | This rag round your neck? Where the fuck did they pick them up this time? |
| 03:10 - 03:11 | Arsehole. Fuckin' Fud |
| 03:13 - 03:14 | Get the fuck out of here. |
| 03:15 - 03:20 | Can you believe that shit? I canny believe that. Fuckin hell. |
| 03:20 - 03:21 | Those Fuds! |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | Ford? What the fuck you doin' dressed like that? You know the drill. |
| 03:27 - 03:28 | Ford. Teabag him! |
| 03:28 - 03:29 | Teabag him again!! |
| 03:29 - 03:32 | Ford turns up for a beach party. We turn up smartly dressed in Closed tie. |
| 03:34 - 03:38 | Stevie Paul did it last year and won. A real stand up guy |
| 03:38 - 03:39 | No fuckin' chance you winning it. |
| 03:39 - 03:43 | Ah wise guy, eh? |
| 03:43 - 03:46 | All the old jokes are the best. Same old shit. Same old fuds. |
| 03:49 - 03:52 | See you all Friday 7th June. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And Ford will be tebagging you. While the fuds pull each other off! |
| 03:56 - 03:59 | Ah you mother fucker! |
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