| 00:04 - 00:07 | Woohoo! Welcome to Swan-the-Couch. I'm your host Gerard Swanhealy ! |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | I made a penis ! |
| 00:15 - 00:18 | Nya hahaha ya ha ha ha |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hey! Why you laughing Roosy? Up yours ! |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | I got one from Goodesy last night. |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | hehe because I don't have one. |
| 00:27 - 00:31 | (lick,lick) How was it ? (yum,yum) |
| 00:32 - 00:33 | It was Goodes !! |
| 00:37 - 00:40 | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | No wonder nobody watches this crap anymore ! |
