00:00 - 00:03 | There's an update from our troops in Paris. |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they think it's here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here, or here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The location is called Guesthouse Giovanni's room Paris, in the heart of the 4th district |
00:12 - 00:15 | I tried to find a real map of Paris, but you burnt them all. |
00:17 - 00:19 | The thing I wanna know is: |
00:19 - 00:21 | What's so special about this place? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are focused on a gay audience. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are promoting on Facebook and more. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who stayed at this guesthouse without telling me leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Finding a gay place without telling me? |
01:18 - 01:23 | And no-one even whispered it in my ear? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Well, this is just my day. |
01:29 - 01:31 | You're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I stayed in Paris...You put me in a shithotel! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Nobody ever thinks of my needs? |
01:37 - 01:40 | I could have had 3 guys in 1 night! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the guys got drunk, we forgot to tell |
01:42 - 01:46 | I'm sure you all got fucked all night long? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, what you say is not proper. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Proper is your ass with a pole inside it! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to stay there! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And every time you said: |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Sorry, Sir, but this is the best hotel we could find for you!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "There are really no gay people in Paris!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | While you were having fun sleeping with all those guys? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I could have had fun, but I was put in a room next to two ugly nuns. |
02:14 - 02:16 | You made me miss the best! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I could have dressed up like a slut and made out with all boys just like Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I haven't had sex in 5 years. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I could have grabbed the boys like a priest. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And then sing like Michael Jackson. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors... |
02:43 - 02:47 | All of you are a bunch of queenie traitors. Just a bunch of fagheads! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'll bet you can't walk straight anymore after your hole being pumped by 200 cocks. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And that would have been the good part! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Just one by one, like a good old gangbang! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And the biggest one would shoot in my butt! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it's not your butt. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I will die as a man with a tight butt. |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's sad to know I missed the best. |
03:25 - 03:26 | "The best." |
03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick, stop rubbing yourself. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Try to contact the host of the guesthouse, maybe there's one more chance. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm sure that Giovanni is a great guy. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Make a reservation for me. |