00:00 - 00:03 | The Seniors have spoken of their concerns over the fantasy league |
00:04 - 00:05 | Any 'Fresher Cunts' who finish above them |
00:05 - 00:07 | will be finished here and in Rimini |
00:08 - 00:12 | Once the city is reached, no quarter will be given, they will finish us at the hotel |
00:12 - 00:15 | and lead us away to be publically humiliated and finished in the city centre |
00:17 - 00:19 | Then we will just comply |
00:19 - 00:21 | Change the fantasy teams |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ESPN |
00:31 - 00:33 | ESPN has a limit of five player changes per round |
00:34 - 00:36 | We can't change enough out to lose |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Freshers who are above Seniors in the fantasy league, leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are we going to do!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | As per usual ESPN has fucked us over! |
01:18 - 01:23 | No, there is no reason to limit it to five changes per a round |
01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this... |
01:29 - 01:31 | What about injuries to players?!? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Logic dictates that with ninety players we need more changes |
01:34 - 01:37 | How can some of their points totals be so low |
01:37 - 01:40 | Innocent Bi hasn't changed his team in weeks and is in touching distance of Holby |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I am not even going on tour, I shouldn't be here |
01:42 - 01:46 | Do you really think that makes a difference Shay? You are still finished! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I am nine behind, I can still lose |
01:48 - 01:52 | It won't save you from the three weeks until we leave |
01:53 - 01:54 | Can't you think of anything beyond yourself? |
01:56 - 01:57 | It'll be the same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | Kidey won't make any unforced changes |
02:00 - 02:03 | Howley taking it up the arse to play Gatland ball |
02:04 - 02:08 | The French will end up fucking over Scotland |
02:08 - 02:13 | Just the guys we have will be kept though, and will end up scoring all the points |
02:14 - 02:16 | We need a miracle to lose from here |
02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe if I ask Susie nicely, I can change my tour to Salou |
02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I'm overreacting |
02:30 - 02:34 | If only I didn't try so hard, be so passionate... |
02:34 - 02:36 | Perhaps it all would have worked out |
02:41 - 02:42 | We are finished |
02:43 - 02:47 | It's not our fault they are so shit at fantasy league! Why are we to be punished for their failings? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Some of them even had four Irish players in their teams this weekend |
02:54 - 02:56 | No mathematical way for them to get back |
02:56 - 02:59 | As if we had deliberately tried to undermine their 'efforts' |
03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is one giant cluster fuck |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, at least Andrew Smith doesn't have a team |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe there is a way out... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Ricthie Gray is injured, as is O' Driscoll |
03:25 - 03:26 | Farrell is back... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Hartley for Youngs |
03:40 - 03:46 | Hamilton might get a yellow card or two, Saint-Andre might change out Parra... |
03:46 - 03:49 | They might break my Scottish players |
03:53 - 03:56 | This is all Innocent's fault |