| 00:00 - 00:03 | so our staff from Glossop will arrive for 9 am |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | except for Rick who is in Berlin doing sign ups |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | our brothers and sisters from Smethwick should also arrive at 9am |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here's Berlin again next to my finger |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | i like the smethwick people, with their funny accents |
| 00:20 - 00:21 | can't understand a word mind... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ..dennis.. |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | ..there's a problem.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..it's Gary, when you said jumper.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he thought you meant hat.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone else with a hat leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A hat?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I distinctly remember telling people to wear jumpers! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I didn't say if you can't get a jumper get a hat! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | JUMPER! JUMPER! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | bastards! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | this must be a magic hat, does it light up? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the idea was to wear jumpers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who else brought a hat?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ian has had trouble getting hold of one |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | the scouser?! he's got one on now and it's not even his! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | he's from liverpool, thats what they do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i'm spitting i'm so angry. I'm going to throw this pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | even John bought a jumper and he's from Yorkshire! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i asked everyone to wear a jumper so we could look like idiots together |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | then someone decides to turn up in a hat! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what if NSPP gave you a hat at the end of the month instead of money |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that wouldn't go down well would it?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but it's alright to turn up in a hat to a party with jumpers |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | give me strength! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ..hats at a jumper party, what were you thinking?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | i haven't any nipples left you know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | these tight shirts you see |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but i still do it and without wearing a hat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what next!? £600 bar bill tonight? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | just don't be getting carried away with complimentary drinks |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and for godsake keep me away from the jagerbombs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | next thing i'll be calling Helen Christine and all hell breaks loose |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry ann, you can get your money back on your hat... |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | and i've no idea who these two are here in the corner |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i thought they were here for the business admin position |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | there's turkey butties |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | some other sandwiches over there for you too Rick |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | thats it, let's have a drink.... |
