Hitler reacts to Danny & Richard going to Vegas...
170 views • 12/18/2014
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Richard and Danny won't stop banging on about going to Vegas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have already secured lap dances at; Pink Ladies, Oriental Dreams and Granny Bashers. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Apparently they have ordered in 4 crates of Champagne and a Kilo of Cuban Grade cocaine. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Laindon post office is already out of US Dollars, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Australians have put a warrant out for the arrest of Mr. Kilbane. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, those two planks won't be able to get up to too much |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with Hooper on the scene. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errrr... Mein Fuher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hooper |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hooper hasn't been able to get the time off work, and like a Jeremy Kyle wannabe he has decided to pull out late... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They will be out there on their own... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't spent at least £500 on a bottle of Champagne get out of the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE FUCK LET THIS HAPPEN!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE TWO PRICKS WILL BE ON THEIR BACKS PISSING INTO THE WIND BEFORE THEY REACH CUSTOMS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE AMERICANS WONT PUT UP WITH THEM THROWING MONEY AT HOMELESS PEOPLE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | COULDN'T THAT OLD BASTARD BOLTON GET A PASS TO GO? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT ABOUT THAT CONFUSED IRISH TWAT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE'D BET ON PAINT DRYING IF HE COULD! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU KNOW THAT RICH IS GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOME SOPPY MARE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE WITH HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FALLOUT FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT SIR, THEY WILL SURELY RUN OUT OF MONEY BEFORE ANYTHING DRASTIC HAPPENS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT CUNT KILBANE IS ON 10,000 KANGAROO TICKETS A WEEK, AND GARFIELD BILLED AN INVESTMENT BANKER LAST WEEK!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT SIR, THEY ARE BOTH OVER 25 NOW, AND WILL PROBABLY DO THINGS IN MODERATION |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | RICHARD CAN'T FUCKING SPELL WHEN HE HAS A WIFF OF THE GOOD STUFF. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU THICK CUNT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND KILBANE MIGHT AS WELL PUT A FUCKING TARGET ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | RICHARD HAS ONLY JUST STARTED TO BE ABLE TO TIE HIS OWN TIES; HE'LL END UP BARE ARSED IN THE GRAND CANYON! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | IF THE DEALER ASKS HIM IF HE WANTS TO DOUBLE DOWN HE'LL PROBABLY ASK FOR THE INFAMOUS HAVANA 7!!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | KILBANE IS GOING TO CAUSE MORE WAVES THAN MR FUCKING PROBZ!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THOSE TWO ARE LIKE TWO CHIMPANZEES ON AMPHETAMINES!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'LL BE SURPRISED IF THEY COME BACK WITH ALL THEIR FINGERS AND TOES, LET ALONE THEIR PIMP MONEY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE ONLY CHAM "PAIN" THEY ARE GOING TO FEEL IS MY NAZI FOOT UP THEIR ARSE IF THEY TELL ME ONE MORE TIME HOW "PLAYA" IT IS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WE ARENT GOING TO HEAR THE END OF HOW "BOSS" IT WAS UNTIL AT LEAST 2020! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | BY WHICH TIME I WILL HAVE SHOT MYSELF! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I SUGGESTED GOING TO IRELAND, OR MAYBE BLACKPOOL |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | BUT THESE PRICKS ARE TAKING THE PROVERBIALS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RAINMAN GOODWIN?!? I THOUGHT HE COULD MAKE THE AIRFARE FROM BETFAIR IN A NIGHT ALONE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | LANKY PRICK! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF I SEE ONE FUCKING PHOTO OF THEM CUNTS ON FACEBOOK |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'M GOING TO FIND THAT SUCKYZUCKERICEBERG AND I'LL SKEWER HIM MYSELF! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH INTERNATIONAL CHARISMA AS SQUIDDY! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, I'm sure they'll stay faithful... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought this was going to be the year we all had a good lads jolly after the success of Riga |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone better put a block on our whatsapp group |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | because I can't deal with that shit when it rolls round... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Vegas was supposed to be for stag do's only |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | now the whole thing is fucked. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I might as well inject myself with Ebola now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cunts... |
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