00:00 - 00:03 | The Glossop tutors will be here around 9am |
00:04 - 00:05 | everyone's been instructed to wear the obligatory Christmas jumpers |
00:05 - 00:07 | And our brothers and sisters from Smethwick will be here around the same time |
00:08 - 00:12 | once we're all here the celebrations can begin |
00:12 - 00:15 | should be fun |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ah, those lot from Smethwick and their funny accents |
00:19 - 00:21 | i can't understand a word, but they always sound so happy |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dennis........there is..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ....some bad news |
00:31 - 00:33 | Rick....he feels....the jumper thing |
00:34 - 00:36 | it's unnecessary |
00:53 - 00:58 | all those who feel wearing a Christmas jumper at the works party is unnecessary, leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | the things i have to do for this company!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | do you know i was in the gym of a luxury hotel this morning at 7am?!?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Those latte's don't drink themselves! |
01:25 - 01:28 | and you talk of Christmas jumpers being unneccessary |
01:29 - 01:31 | Look at my shirt! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Do you think i really like wearing skin tight shirts!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | gives me such a headache |
01:37 - 01:40 | and now look how mad i am, I'm spitting!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Dennis, it wasn't just Rick....Ian wasn't happy either |
01:42 - 01:46 | Ah, the scouser! It isn't even his bloody jumper!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | he was just unhappy about buying one thats all |
01:48 - 01:52 | John, john was moaning, but he buys one that lights up! And he's from fucking Yorkshire. |
01:53 - 01:54 | do you think Richard Branson gets this?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | No, because it's all, yes Richard no Richard. |
01:57 - 02:00 | All i get is 'Dennis i don't want to wear a jumper!' |
02:00 - 02:03 | It's Christmas!! Everyone looks like an idiot at Christmas |
02:04 - 02:08 | the time of year to wear inappropriate fashion without being judged |
02:08 - 02:13 | and if i say i want you to wear jumpers that make you look like idiots then wear jumpers that make you look like idiots! |
02:14 - 02:16 | it's one day of the year |
02:17 - 02:21 | even him from the pub next door is wearing one, Bob Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | Somewhere |
02:30 - 02:34 | theres an alarm going off on a Vivaro van |
02:34 - 02:36 | but no one cares |
02:41 - 02:42 | all i ask is for staff to be happy and wear jumpers |
02:43 - 02:47 | but no. |
02:48 - 02:53 | i'm just talking gibberish now this isn't German. Who am i kidding |
02:54 - 02:56 | All i want is for people to be happy |
02:56 - 02:59 | .....and do as they're told |
03:00 - 03:02 | when it comes to wearing joke items |
03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry Jack, i'm sure you can take your jumper back |
03:14 - 03:16 | it's over |
03:19 - 03:23 | the turkey butties are on the side |
03:25 - 03:26 | some roast beef too....... |
03:31 - 03:33 | never mind, we'll all be drunk come 10pm |
03:40 - 03:46 | just keep away from complimentary drinks |
03:46 - 03:49 | and no jagerbombs |
03:53 - 03:56 | come on, let's go down the pub |