00:00 - 00:03 | Alshon Jeffery caught yet another touchdown |
00:04 - 00:05 | Brock Vereen, the rookie safety, |
00:05 - 00:07 | caused a red zone turnover. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Marquess Wilson took over for Brandon Marshall at wideout |
00:12 - 00:15 | And caught his first career touchdown late in the fourth quarter |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm glad they benched Cutler |
00:19 - 00:21 | and played Clausen for once |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Cutler... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Cutler played every snap for the entire game |
00:34 - 00:36 | and he threw three interceptions |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't a true Bears fan at heart, leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking madness! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Absolute fucking madness! |
01:18 - 01:23 | You're telling me Cutler played the entire fucking game?!? |
01:25 - 01:28 | And Clausen just sat on the bench |
01:29 - 01:31 | as the little bitch threw three interceptions! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now he's the league leader in interceptions! |
01:34 - 01:37 | That title belongs to a Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How do you throw three interceptions against the Saints?!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the Saints used never-before-seen defensive schemes... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Then call a fucking audible! Give it to Forte! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the Saints have a very tough front four. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then why didn't they run it outside with Forte?!? |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's fucking madness! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Every time that he snaps the ball, |
01:57 - 02:00 | whether or not there's pressure from the defense, |
02:00 - 02:03 | he simply refuses to step up in the pocket |
02:04 - 02:08 | And then he throws it off balance, off his back foot! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And it ends up in either the defense's hands or at the feet of our receivers! |
02:14 - 02:16 | He looks mentally-handicapped under center. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I would have rather traded for Stalin than that cotton-headed ninnymuggins! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It pains me to know... |
02:30 - 02:34 | we have to deal with his shit for 6 more years. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Phil Emery screwed us all. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | that little bitch only worries about getting paid and not getting injured |
02:48 - 02:53 | as the entire Bears fanbase watches the franchise go up in flames! |
02:54 - 02:56 | We would have been better off keeping Kyle Orton |
02:56 - 02:59 | At least he can lead a team to a record above .500 |
02:59 - 03:03 | the Buffalo Bills over .500! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, the rest of the Bills offense is terrible. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We gave up so many draft picks |
03:19 - 03:23 | We could have drafted Clay Matthews with one of those picks |
03:25 - 03:26 | instead of the Packers. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The season is over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Do you know what it feels like... when there's nothing you can do but watch as an entire team goes into the shitter |
03:46 - 03:49 | all thanks to one "franchise" quarterback? |
03:53 - 03:56 | It sucks. |