| 00:00 - 00:02 | Get off the pc, stupid son of mine |
| 00:02 - 00:06 | Pls mum i need to find out if dimitri is illuminati |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | Sasha |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | plz mum dimitri is my idol |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Dimitri hates u |
| 00:09 - 00:10 | Mum please stop |
| 00:11 - 00:11 | Dimitri will never notice you |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | Yes |
| 00:12 - 00:12 | No |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | Sasha has slowly grown a vagina |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | Are you gay? |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! |
| 00:18 - 00:19 | Shut down the pc you lil shit |
| 00:19 - 00:19 | No, fuck you |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | I'll beat you up |
| 00:20 - 00:20 | Fuck off |
| 00:21 - 00:21 | Give me that |
| 00:22 - 00:23 | No |
| 00:24 - 00:24 | Thats why dimitri hates you |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Don't touch my gay porn |
| 00:27 - 00:27 | Gay porn? |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | No more gay porn for u |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | NO PLZ I NEED IT TO LIVE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | mum gtfo my room, you don't know my story |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Faggot |
| 00:39 - 00:40 | Look, i liked the kimberly is dead video |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | I don't care |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | MAMA |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | dimitri is sexy as fuck |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | FUCK U BITCH |
| 00:47 - 00:48 | IM GONNA FUCKING FIND DIMITRI |
| 00:48 - 00:49 | AND HE'll KILL YOU |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | Sasha is running to the kitchen |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | But soon he gets distracted by a chair |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | This is what you get for taking my gay porn |
| 01:02 - 01:04 | His rage is high |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He needs more porn |
| 01:06 - 01:07 | In order to live |
| 01:10 - 01:14 | Sasha finds out all his gay porn was deleted |
| 01:15 - 01:15 | WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | jesus |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | What the fuck mate? I'm nothing now |
| 01:21 - 01:22 | I can't believe uve done this |
| 01:22 - 01:25 | Dimitri will fuck you |
| 01:28 - 01:29 | I have no porn now |
| 01:29 - 01:30 | It's not fair |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | Well u shouldn't hav been such a faggot |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | Now i have to redownload evrything |
| 01:40 - 01:44 | Next time don't be a little bitch and moan about ur porn |
| 01:47 - 01:48 | Wait until you sleep tonight |
| 01:49 - 01:50 | U BITCH |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | mum pls dafuq |
| 01:56 - 01:56 | U WOT |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | DIMITRI WILL NEVER NOTICE YOU |
| 02:07 - 02:09 | Sasha is mad about his gay porn |
| 02:10 - 02:14 | Becuz he knows that dimitri made him the little fag that he is today |
| 02:14 - 02:15 | And there is no cure |
| 02:15 - 02:18 | I'm gonna take your computer away until you stop being a faggot |
