00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, as you may already know, |
00:04 - 00:05 | the class championship approaches. |
00:05 - 00:07 | It will soon be time to travel. |
00:08 - 00:12 | So we need to gather our best players |
00:12 - 00:15 | and make our way to Lansing. |
00:17 - 00:19 | This is excellent news. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm in D now and can finally get revenge on Andrew. |
00:24 - 00:26 | umm sir |
00:27 - 00:28 | Andrew is in C now... |
00:31 - 00:33 | His losses in the spring, |
00:34 - 00:36 | were not enough to bring him down to D |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those who don't care for colorful language, chess or bread cookies leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is bull shit damn it! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I have worked fucking hard to get out of E! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I just wanted my chance at revenge against that asshole! |
01:29 - 01:31 | But noooo now I'm stuck with these D fucks! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Do you fools even understnad my frustration?! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I fucking go to this damn thing every year in hopes to avenge my greatest loss |
01:37 - 01:40 | and now you tell me that fucker has snuck into C?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir you might be able to face Applebee. |
01:42 - 01:46 | That fucker is stuck in E! Which does me no good! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir there are at least bread cookies to enjoy. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give one fuck about those cookies?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck you! |
01:56 - 01:57 | You can take those cookies |
01:57 - 02:00 | and shove them up your ass for all I care! |
02:00 - 02:03 | My one fucking goal in life was to face Andrew again! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'm fucked once again! |
02:08 - 02:13 | This disrespect by USCF will not go unpunished! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We need to gather the troops. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Send them in full force with demands. |
02:27 - 02:29 | We want bread cookies. |
02:30 - 02:34 | We want high quality H20. |
02:34 - 02:36 | And we want Andrew moved back down to D. |
02:41 - 02:42 | If we don't make this move, |
02:43 - 02:47 | I fear those bastards will never learn |
02:48 - 02:53 | and will continue to screw me over time and time again. |
02:54 - 02:56 | It's like they dont know who I am. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I am mother fucking Hitler! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And I will not stand for this shit! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he wont follow through. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps I'm taking this too far. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I mean D is not too bad. |
03:25 - 03:26 | With Andrew in E, |
03:31 - 03:33 | perhaps I could win D. |
03:40 - 03:46 | DJ will also be there and his antics do make me laugh. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Not to mention I do enjoy the hot tub. |
03:53 - 03:56 | So lets not send the troops and inform the leader of our forthcoming. |