00:00 - 00:03 | Our playoff chances are still alive |
00:04 - 00:05 | We need to go to Washington and beat the Redskins |
00:05 - 00:07 | and up to New York to beat the Giants |
00:08 - 00:12 | While we wait and see if Tony Romo chokes |
00:12 - 00:15 | A Cowboy's loss would put us in lead of the divisiion |
00:17 - 00:19 | Well, at least we still have a chance for a Wildcard spot |
00:19 - 00:21 | as a worst case scenario. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Wildcard |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Wildcard isn't an option |
00:34 - 00:36 | All the other teams beat us in the tiebreaker |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not part of the front office, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could we possibly miss the playoffs? |
01:15 - 01:17 | This was supposed to be our year! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Chip Kelly's "High Flying Offense" |
01:25 - 01:28 | Nobody was going to be able to stop us! |
01:29 - 01:31 | We only take 7 seconds in between plays! |
01:31 - 01:34 | We score touchdowns in 2 minutes! |
01:34 - 01:37 | We were supposed to put up stupid points! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now we might not make the playoffs! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, defenses caught on to our scheme |
01:42 - 01:46 | Forget your read option scheme! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it worked very well at Oregon. |
01:48 - 01:52 | This isn't college football, this is the NFL. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Now look at us |
01:56 - 01:57 | We're going to be the embarrassment of the NFC East |
01:57 - 02:00 | The Dallas Cowboys are going to be in the playoffs |
02:00 - 02:03 | while their fans never shut the hell up about how we have no rings |
02:04 - 02:08 | and how they have 5 of them! |
02:08 - 02:13 | We will be sitting at home on the couch |
02:14 - 02:16 | while Tony Romo is playing in primetime |
02:17 - 02:21 | This organization is nothing but a disgrace! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Year after year |
02:30 - 02:34 | We let down our fans, we break their spirits |
02:34 - 02:36 | We're never as good as predicted. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Mark Sanchez |
02:43 - 02:47 | We've came this far with Mark Sanchez, Mister Butt Fumble Himself! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I thought it was going to be something magical |
02:54 - 02:56 | the comeback story of the year |
02:56 - 02:59 | But we're still nothing but a joke! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Just the most overrated team in the League. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay honey, at least we're not Giants fans. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I should get Andy Reid back. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Hell, |
03:31 - 03:33 | At least he got us to the playoffs. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Andy Reid didn't run the read option |
03:46 - 03:49 | Left that baby back B.S. for the college ranks. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Curse Chip Kelly. |