00:00 - 00:03 | Sir "Manning UP" was defeated by "Decker Like Rice " |
00:04 - 00:05 | He will face Domes who was defeated handily by Los Pollos Hermanos |
00:05 - 00:07 | Shoelace Bowe Jackson held off Los Stinkos by 3 points |
00:08 - 00:12 | as the Packers held off the Falcons |
00:12 - 00:15 | They will face Mr. Rogers Neighborhood next week |
00:17 - 00:19 | Very good then |
00:19 - 00:21 | I shall have my revenge in the Championship after we dispatch Team 10 |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Darkness... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Butler... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Butler got a late TD from Roddy White with 6 minutes left in the 4th quarter |
00:34 - 00:36 | You lost in garbage time by .16 |
00:53 - 00:58 | Bring me Fireball, Bacardi, ice and seltzer. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is Bullshit! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Josh Gordon is fucking Bullshit! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I have a fucking sandwich named after me! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I knew I should have stayed away from white girls |
01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucking poison |
01:31 - 01:34 | I should have won the division! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck does Justin think he is? |
01:37 - 01:40 | This whole thing is that fat fucks fault |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Darkness that is the Commissioner |
01:42 - 01:46 | Commissioner of what? FUCK HIM! I should be Commish! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Darkness, he sacrifices a great deal for us |
01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk to me about sacrifice! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I CROSS FIT! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm up at the crack of dawn |
01:57 - 02:00 | I go to the box |
02:00 - 02:03 | I lift, I run, I DO BURPEES! |
02:04 - 02:08 | What does he do? |
02:08 - 02:13 | You know how bad I want pizza? |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to give up cheese and carbs |
02:17 - 02:21 | And there he is at Wo-Hop eating and tweeting at 5am, WITH WONG |
02:27 - 02:29 | What more can i do? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Am I not fit to lead this league? |
02:34 - 02:36 | I can lift us up |
02:41 - 02:42 | for better or worse |
02:43 - 02:47 | I've been here from the beginning like Kaiman and Timmy |
02:48 - 02:53 | I supported his decisions |
02:54 - 02:56 | He didn't want women in this league |
02:56 - 02:59 | I was the one who lobbied for them |
03:00 - 03:02 | and they stabbed me in the back! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He doesn't mean it |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe this is for the best |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just go back to the gym and workout more |
03:25 - 03:26 | try harder |
03:31 - 03:33 | The season is lost |
03:40 - 03:46 | Does anyone want to come with me |
03:46 - 03:49 | to Yonkers and bang Irish chicks? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Then we'll get Candlelight |