| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir "Manning UP" was defeated by "Decker Like Rice " |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He will face Domes who was defeated handily by Los Pollos Hermanos |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Shoelace Bowe Jackson held off Los Stinkos by 3 points |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as the Packers held off the Falcons |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will face Mr. Rogers Neighborhood next week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I shall have my revenge in the Championship after we dispatch Team 10 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Darkness... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Butler... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Butler got a late TD from Roddy White with 6 minutes left in the 4th quarter |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You lost in garbage time by .16 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bring me Fireball, Bacardi, ice and seltzer. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is Bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Josh Gordon is fucking Bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have a fucking sandwich named after me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I knew I should have stayed away from white girls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucking poison |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have won the division! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck does Justin think he is? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This whole thing is that fat fucks fault |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Darkness that is the Commissioner |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Commissioner of what? FUCK HIM! I should be Commish! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Darkness, he sacrifices a great deal for us |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't talk to me about sacrifice! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CROSS FIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm up at the crack of dawn |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I go to the box |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I lift, I run, I DO BURPEES! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What does he do? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You know how bad I want pizza? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to give up cheese and carbs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And there he is at Wo-Hop eating and tweeting at 5am, WITH WONG |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What more can i do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Am I not fit to lead this league? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can lift us up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | for better or worse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've been here from the beginning like Kaiman and Timmy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I supported his decisions |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He didn't want women in this league |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I was the one who lobbied for them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they stabbed me in the back! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. He doesn't mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe this is for the best |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just go back to the gym and workout more |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | try harder |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Does anyone want to come with me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to Yonkers and bang Irish chicks? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then we'll get Candlelight |
