| 00:00 - 00:03 | Senhor, we have a problem. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A search for for Mizuno |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | seems only to return a map of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've tried adding more tunings. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But nothing seems to be working, we're out of ideas. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many tunings do we now have in place? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Perhaps there is a problem there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Senhor. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Senhor, once we started we couldn't stop. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are over 9000 tunings. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except those with Merch Tools access - leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 9000 bloody tunings! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How long did these take you to enter? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how much we pay for Learning Search? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who thought this was a good idea? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet it was those girls in Commercial! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have they seriously nothing better to do? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The whole point of Learning Search is that we don't have to do this. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We may as well use Google |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we thought it would help conversion... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You thought you could do better than SLI? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, we thought it would help ROI... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A map of Berlin? That doesn't even make sense. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We finally found something that works. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Our ROI was through the roof! The search was working! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now the search is complete !?$%#$@ !$%@$##!#! #!$@#%$$%%! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No wonder I couldn't find my favourite tennis shoes. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 5000 URLs for the same condition? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | !?$%#$@ !$%@$##!#! #!$@#%$$%%! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the hell were they thinking? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | !?$%#$@ !$%@$##!#! #!$@#%$$%%! Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want to soar like an eagle. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I feel like a monkey. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Stuck in a zoo! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sorry where was I? Oh... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can understand why we might want thousands of Banners. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Maybe a few hundred Redirects. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But this is madness. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even to me this seems insane. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 8 different tunings for the same condition! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure they were very nice tunings. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My god this chair is comfortable. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will find out who is responsible for this insanity, I shall confiscate.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | their buttons. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe even their fancy collar. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Delete all the Tunings. There is no need for such madness. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Every single one of them. Right now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Delete all the Tunings... |
