00:00 - 00:03 | We started the season 8-4 picking up big wins against expansion teams. |
00:04 - 00:05 | But last week we faced off against the Fighting Fritittas lost. |
00:05 - 00:07 | The Shit won his game and Ray Finkle as well |
00:08 - 00:12 | This week our opponent was Furda, who was coming off a loss. |
00:12 - 00:15 | And The Shit are against The Fighting Fritittas in their last game of the season. |
00:17 - 00:19 | One of them has to lose. |
00:19 - 00:21 | And with my win, I'll take back my playoff spot. |
00:24 - 00:26 | But Jack... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Furda... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Furda, scored 155 points so far this week. |
00:34 - 00:36 | We won't have enough points to win. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who auto drafted this year can stay, the rest... leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I was in 2nd place two weeks ago! |
01:18 - 01:23 | When I traded for Nelson, It was so he could take me into the fucking playoffs! |
01:25 - 01:28 | How did these idiots beat me... |
01:29 - 01:31 | Scott doesn't know anything about football |
01:31 - 01:34 | and Nick can't even spell playoffs, he thinks it ends "SS" |
01:34 - 01:37 | They all conspired against me, they knew my fantasy football skills were unstoppable, so they cheated. |
01:37 - 01:40 | I knew it from the very beginning when they forced me to auto-draft. |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Jack, you forgot your password... |
01:42 - 01:46 | It was a really long word, It wasn't my fault. |
01:46 - 01:48 | but Jack the auto-draft was fair, you had a solid team at the beginning. |
01:48 - 01:52 | That dumb-ass program drafted RG3 as my Quarterback. |
01:53 - 01:54 | He's sugar and shit! |
01:56 - 01:57 | How can I to put together a team, |
01:57 - 02:00 | to fight against these jackals, swine, and swindlers |
02:00 - 02:03 | when I start with garbage? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Even with this injustice I fought my way to the top. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I made all the right trades and put my players in position to do some real damage. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I got Jordy-fucking-Nelson as my wide receiver. |
02:17 - 02:21 | And then The Fritittas and The Shit come in and bump me from my playoff spot. |
02:27 - 02:29 | What has happened to me... |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was in second place in the League! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Only two games left in the season! |
02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I'm looking at finishing my season out of the playoffs, in 5th god damn place! |
02:48 - 02:53 | The only think keeping me from playing in the Sacko is Saskabush, and I'm pretty sure he's retarded. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Sure I finish ahead of Furda, |
02:56 - 02:59 | But He beat me like a little girl this week so I can't talk shit at all. |
03:00 - 03:02 | I swear if I ever see Alfred Morris in person I'll kill him! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, that pussy couldn't actually hurt anyone. |
03:14 - 03:16 | They're going to have a field day with this a work. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll never hear the end of it from those two morons. |
03:25 - 03:26 | They'll be ruthless... |
03:31 - 03:33 | The season, it's over. |
03:40 - 03:46 | There's only one thing left to do at this point, it's my only chance to get out alive. But, to even think it turns my stomach. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Only one fucking thing... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Go Fritittas... |