00:00 - 00:03 | Chris Cavanagh has asked for more annual leave in October |
00:04 - 00:05 | He said he's already booked flights and accommodation |
00:05 - 00:07 | in seven towns in Germany for Oktoberfest |
00:08 - 00:12 | He's still currently in America and has booked trips to the Bahamas in April |
00:12 - 00:15 | plus, we granted him leave to watch the Ashes in England in July. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So how many hours of annual leave |
00:19 - 00:21 | does he still have left to use? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Um sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | I think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ..he's still got 235 hours up his sleeve. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He worked 75 hours overtime during footy finals. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who warned me of Chris' travel ambitions... leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | He spends more weeks on holiday than he does working! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He's been on that many cruises, he might as well captain the bloody ship. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Tim works so much overtime |
01:29 - 01:31 | Natalie hasn't been on a holiday in two years |
01:31 - 01:34 | and Damo only works three days a week! |
01:34 - 01:37 | How the fuck has Chris |
01:37 - 01:40 | got 235 hours of annual leave still to be used |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I actually think it's 250 hours of annual leave |
01:42 - 01:46 | 250 hours? This is bloody ridiculous! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he received an award at the AFL Vic Media night |
01:48 - 01:52 | Tim wrote that whole story with his eyes closed! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I've seen Chris' internet history. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He spends more time on Facebook |
01:57 - 02:00 | than Luke does on Tinder |
02:00 - 02:03 | We didn't even win an award for Leader Local Footy |
02:04 - 02:08 | Julia works back until the lights turn off and not even she has 250 hours leave |
02:08 - 02:13 | Luke's on his first holiday in 18 months, and Chris has been on six in that time |
02:14 - 02:16 | How dare he ask for more leave, three months after the Ashes |
02:17 - 02:21 | He wants to go to Oktoberfest and he doesn't even know how to drink. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I've had enough of Chris Cavanagh |
02:30 - 02:34 | If he had a bit of ticker, he'd be able to drink more than three pots |
02:34 - 02:36 | without spending all Sunday moaning and groaning |
02:41 - 02:42 | And that bloody red polo |
02:43 - 02:47 | If I see him on Facebook one more time with that stupid red polo shirt |
02:48 - 02:53 | I'll make all you blokes wear one to the Christmas party |
02:54 - 02:56 | Doesn't he know he looks like a dick? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Just send him to Cotton On or Roger David, not Target! |
03:00 - 03:02 | He looks like he's going to Spain for the running with the bulls |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Natalie, we still get two weeks off for Christmas |
03:14 - 03:16 | Grant him the leave |
03:19 - 03:23 | We can't just let him have 250 hours, sitting there... |
03:25 - 03:26 | ...building up |
03:31 - 03:33 | will this wipe his hours for good? |
03:40 - 03:46 | If he ever asks for leave again we're giving him the sack |
03:46 - 03:49 | If he wants to take all these holidays he can go work for the Weekly |
03:53 - 03:56 | They could use some help with their Facebook page. |