| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've been looking at Berlin University |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I wish to read Scouse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The campuses are nice |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | they are all located near ot the city centre |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this one is my preference |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | very nice |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have you received an offer yet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Gerhardt |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We haven't finshed our personal statements off yet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | our applications haven't been sent off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who's application has been sent off can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What have you been doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What on Earth have you all been doing? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The earlier the applicant, the better the applicant |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't bloody believe this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Can you explain yourselves? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's like you never take me seriously |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you think because I'm small and squeeky |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that you shouldn't pay attention to me? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Gehardt, that is not the case |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You only need 3 B's- that's 320 points. It's not hard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Gehardt, 3 B's is only 300 points. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm always right! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You three are a disgrace. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ever since I became Direktor of Sixth Form Studies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have advanced this School's reputation to unseen levels |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and it's all thanks to me! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Adding Photography as an A-Level option all but confirmed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the School's status as the leading mixed gender academic intitustion |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | in County Durham that isn't Barnard Castle |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you three seem to seek to ruin my untarnishable reputation! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every fortnight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I squeek the words of wisdom and passion that live within me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you choose to ignore it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can you, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | can you imagine if all your delegation of Brownlee was ruined? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That is how I feel right now thanks to you three. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Higher education is my life. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I live, I breath, I even eat UKAS. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Thinking of UKAS points gets me through the longest of days. |
