| 00:00 - 00:03 | And then, from there we will reach the center of skeleton hell- |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the center, we can build a fortress |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and attack any that approach. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can collect all the calcium from the already fallen- |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and utilize their weapons, too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should be unstoppable. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have been preparing for this my whole life. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You cannot be drafted into the skeleton war. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have flat feet, and just like in the regular draft, you cannot go to war. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any single person in this room, who plans to rest in peace, leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I HAVE BEEN A SKELETON MY WHOLE LIFE. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I MADE FUCKING SURE ALREADY THAT- |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MY GRAVESTONE WOULD SPECIFICALLY NOT SAY- |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "REST IN PEACE" !!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS IS SOME SERIOUS BULLSHIT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I DRANK SO MUCH MILK FOR THIS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY BONES ARE INCREDIBLY STRONG |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer it's okay you can still support the cau- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH, CAN I? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | you can still help us strategize |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HELP YOU? WHY WOULD I FUCKING HELP YOU? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS WAS //MY// DREAM. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WITHOUT ME, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS MEME |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU'D STILL BE STUCK UP ON 2SPOOKY4ME LIKE THE REST OF TUMBLR |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I MADE A REDDIT FOR THIS JUST SO I COULD THANK MR. SKELETAL |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I EVEN DRESSED AS A CUTE SKELETON FOR HALLOWEEN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CHECK SKELETONWAR.TUMBLR.COM DAILY FOR UPDATES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW. HOW MUCH THIS MEANT TO ME. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WAS GOING TO DEFEAT ALL THE FUCKBOYS SINGLEHANDEDLY. LIKE STALIN. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now what am I supposed to do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Rest peacefully? No, I am a skeleton fighter. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Passionate about the cause-- |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You lying cowards-- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | YOU ALL MUST HAVE KNOWN THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE KNOWN ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU FOUND CONVIENIENT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well jokes on all of you then, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WITHOUT ME, YOU'LL GET NO WHERE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT'LL JUST BE STUPID PILES OF BONES WEARING ARMOR |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Helen, nobody knows you're eligible for the draft. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I need a new meme to reblog now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This has been absolutely heartbreaking for me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Professor Natti, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maddie still deserves an A... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For The Skeleton War's sake--because it's clearly the most important meme of all time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That I have no doubt about. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thank you for your time. |
