00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the playoff race for the jacket is underway. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Browns and the Ravens have the Byes, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Bucs and Lions face off in one bracket, |
00:08 - 00:12 | and your beloved Raiders are colliding with the Patriots in the other. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Martellus Bennett has already played on Thursday for the Pats. |
00:17 - 00:19 | One of TBs shitty draft picks no doubt, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Ill be suprised if he got 3 points. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir...... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Bennett...... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Bennett went for 12 grabs and a TD |
00:34 - 00:36 | He ended up with 22 points on the night... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who out drank hammy on draft night... leave now.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What in the fuck! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Luck sack mother fuck! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Tim Barret?? He makes one trade every year gets raped..... |
01:25 - 01:28 | then he disapears! |
01:29 - 01:31 | He fucking used a toonie on Eli Manning!? |
01:31 - 01:34 | And named his kid after him!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The kids going to find out hes named after a skid mark! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How will he have confidence!? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Eli Manning won the Superbowl in 2008 |
01:42 - 01:46 | He couldnt hack it in Arena football! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir...He also has Tom Brady |
01:48 - 01:52 | Of course he has Tom Brady that fanboy! |
01:53 - 01:54 | He loves him! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Hes jerked off more times to Tom Bradys |
01:57 - 02:00 | Nike commercial then Hammy picked up |
02:00 - 02:03 | kickers on draft night! |
02:04 - 02:08 | He shouldnt even be setting a lineup this week, |
02:08 - 02:13 | the Raiders are a superior team at every position! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They deserve the ring and jacket! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If the Raiders fall short Fantasy football is just a lottery!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It will lose all meaning... |
02:30 - 02:34 | everything will change. My life will lose all meaning. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The pick em pool Patriots!? |
02:41 - 02:42 | They just.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | suck so much cock this year everyone can see it. |
02:48 - 02:53 | The Raiders have raped every team they made a trade with this season, |
02:54 - 02:56 | Look at his lineup this week |
02:56 - 02:59 | Josh Gordon as a third receiver? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Its impossible! And hes done it! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its true his team is amazing. |
03:14 - 03:16 | So his tight end went off |
03:19 - 03:23 | It doesnt mean we are out of the fight... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Not yet... |
03:31 - 03:33 | I cant even watch |
03:40 - 03:46 | The Seahawks winning the cock and the Raiders being in the winner circle couldnt be written better |
03:46 - 03:49 | The people need a champion |
03:53 - 03:56 | Its destiny. |