| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Pizza won't be coming |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | Go answer the door |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The delivery guy made a wrong turn |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Jose went here, not here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is going to be another 20 minutes at least |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I told them to go this way it would be the quickest |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well that's ok |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will be getting it for free then |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Levi |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have a 40 minute or its free policy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will have to pay the full price |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you aren't chipping in for the pizza get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is fucking horse shit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What retard takes a left on that street |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everyone knows you go right |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I knew I should have ordered from Pizza Pizza |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am hungry as fuck |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And there is fuck all to eat around here unless you're a rabbit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We were told the new pizza place was good |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well you were told wrong |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Calm down, we haven't even tried the pizza yet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to try the pizza any more |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am going to throw it right at the fuckin guy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am answering the door when he gets here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Here is your shitty pizza sir" he will say |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Oh, why fuckin thank you, here is your tip" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | then I am going to throw a huge lump of shit in his hand |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then I am going to tell him to go fuck off |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted was a fucking pizza! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And all you assholes had to order from the worst one |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Someone is going to pay for this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can promise you it won't be me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are fucked if they think they are getting a single dime |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not a chance |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not a fuckin chance |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ill slam the door right in their fuckin face if they ask for money |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They think they are smart |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They think they can just fuckin go a different route and make me pay |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They will be paying me to keep the pizza |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's full of shit |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want pizza |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am starving, and I just want a pepperoni pizza |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I will pay |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will pay the stupid fucking guy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I promise you this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I won't enjoy the fuckin pizza |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hes here |
