| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results for this year's SJTs are in |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | We marked all the papers with the scanners |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The allocation algorithm was run successfully |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Applicants have been placed her and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We assume everybody is happy with their deaneries |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even though a couple people were placed in this shithole |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the new system actually worked |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | there were no mistakes like last year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The scanners... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some of the scanners were faulty... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | About 20% of the scores are actually wrong |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who involved in this bullshit, UKFPO, MCS, stay behind |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Can't we ever get it right? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have one job to do and every year we get it wrong |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had 8 weeks to get it right and still you fucked it up |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm going to get from those BMA hippies |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're all fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The SJT was marked by fucking scanners |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All you had to do was make sure they read them properly |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you couldn't even do that right |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, rubbers these days aren't what they used to be |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to take 2 months to fix the problem? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you sent us all to Barbados after the first scan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should have known you idiots couldn't hide your incompetence |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why did you even admit this happened? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Haven't you learnt anything about medical education |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes we'll listen to the feedback" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we'll try to fix the problem" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The students are used to being fucked over |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All you needed to do was keep quiet |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Those assholes would never have known |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's just another day of bullshit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Another inexplicable fuck up that's never explained |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't admit that we make mistakes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll have to cancel my trip to Barbados |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We're going to have remark every fucking paper |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do we think we're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll probably fuck it up again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we'll make the medschools do it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to re-run the algorithm |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My holidays plans are completely ruined |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll never be free |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | From now on they'll notice every time we fuck up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No more office parties, no more 3 hour lunch breaks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll actually have to work |
