| 00:00 - 00:03 | Show me again the way we get to gate 2 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will start up the hill |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We must go past izzies for the butties |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I will need brown sauce with my sausage and bacon ........SIR |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We could go to the Metro |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The toast is better at the Metro |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Billy says the Metro is better |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir..... I want izzies |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it's nearer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Me to Sir ,,,, the toast is thicker. |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Enough !!!.....it will be Dobbies next outside if you want Dobbies |
| 01:00 - 01:08 | Six items tea and toast and two for £5.99!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | £5.99 FOR TWO |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU THREE AND LITTLE AND LARGE IN THE CORNER |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | I JUST WANT A QUIET BREAKFAST |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | BUT ALL THE GREEDY BASTARDS WANT DOBBIES |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | I'M SURE DOBBIES WILLBE O.K. |
| 01:33 - 01:37 | GET IZZIES ON THE PHONE ....NOW!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:42 | TELL THEM WE WILL COLLECT IN TEN MINUTES AND WE WILL NOT WAIT |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | SIR THE BACON WILL NOT BE WELL DONE!! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A TOSS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SIR THE EGGS ARE RUNNY |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WE JUST WANT A GOOD BREAKFAST |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JUST ORDER THE BUTTIES |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | FRIDAY'S ARE ALWAYS THE SAME |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHY CAN'T WE ALL HAVE THE SAME??? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU ALL ARSE ABOUT THEN TRANSPORT KICK OFF |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BACON AND EGG BUTTIES FROM THE METRO |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SHOULD I PUT THE KETTLE ON? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | OFF COURSE WE WANT THE KETTLE ON |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHITE WITH ONE SUGAR |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | AND DON'T LEAVE THE TEA BAG IN |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | SHE ALWAYS FORGETS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | STEWED TEA |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | SHITZEN!!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BACON AND EGG BUTTY AND A CUP OF TEA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | CAN I HAVE BROWN TOAST FUHRER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | BROWN TOAST MY FAT GERMAN ARSE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | YOU GET THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | TEA AND A BUTTY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I WANTED A COFFEE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'VE SOME BROWN SAUCE IN MY DESK |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | HOW'S THE TLS |
| 03:26 - 03:28 | IT'S ON IT'S ARSE SIR |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah, that's what I figured. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WELL THATS BREAKFAST SCREWED |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'LL JUST HAVE A COFFEE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | WITH MILK |
