| 00:00 - 00:03 | We found DJ Marcus in a run down town called Middlesbrough |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Some say it takes 1 year for new music to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | reach up to Teesside |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We thought that there would be no problems on the night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as Mark has worked with him before in Middlesbrough |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There will be no problems |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Marcus has over 17 years experience |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He played Swedish House Mafia & the new one from Calvin Harris |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he also brought his dice |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who likes Swedish...House...Mafia...please... leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | letting that fist pumping luncatic DJ on a saturday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | did no one think to tell him the saturday night music policy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I got a text of one of our regulars guess what he thought |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | absolute bloody shite! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | its bad enough on a friday night in Soyo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | smashing the strobe and the blinders like an idiot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i bet he was playing Skrillex and all sorts of shite |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sandy gave him three playlists |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | hes from Middlesbrough you fools he cant read |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sandy sent him a do NOT playlist |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | he probably cant read his email from all the Tiesto bookings |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I bet he had it stupildy loud |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Did you see the mixer last friday? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it looked like a christmas tree |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with all those red lights flashing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | its bad enough when he plays Don't You Worry Child 4 times in a row |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then into 6 Nicki Minaj tracks scratching over everyone like a complete twat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | don't even get me started on those dice |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It sounds like his computer is crashing like Craig Holmes on his Dell |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | he drives all that way in his poxy Merc |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he should be proud to play in the city of Sheffied |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | have you heard what they ask for in Middlesbrough |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sweet thing... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | DJ Sammy, Darude, Will Smith and even Happy Hardcore |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I bet he played one of his bootlegs as well didn't he |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how did he manage to ruin Latch |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I used to love Latch until I heard that traincrash remix |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it was my favourite song! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, I like Latch too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Marcus can never do a saturday again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Scott Wheeler could do a better job |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | blindfolded |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sandy is back next week |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Good, Marcus can go back to wrecking Fridays, we cant sack him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | hes got a baby on the way |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | at least he hasn't played White Noise |
