| 00:00 - 00:03 | So these new cans for DayZ are done.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Not just sardines but also muffins, nice huh? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They will be in the loot table next update. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It´s going to be awesome, Alot of new cans have been created |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and this will make the contributors immortal. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Muffins you say?, Sardines i get.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but "Canned Muffins?" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eehhm.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I´ts just muffins.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I know its not labeled in russian or |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | slovakian but it´s a nice ingame item.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Canned muffins? Could someone atleast explain why? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Canned Muffins? WITH AN AMERICAN LABEL? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE YOU DEVS FOR REAL? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We are going to loose all the players! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the hell sanctioned Muffins? HUH? Goddamnit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and they are called "Derpys"? GODDAMNIT!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Reddit is going to go APESH*T |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The forums will explode with children |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | screaming that this is breaking the game! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | 3rd person is a gamebreaker... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 3rd person? MUFFINS is going to destroy the game! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Muffins is not the issue here, there are alot.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you say that 3RD person IS WORSE THAN MUFFINS!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SCREW 3RD PERSON VIEW! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Canned muffins is the biggest gamebreaker ever! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Useless toiletpapper is better than this idiotic concept! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Ohhh look at me i have a can of Derby´s in mah pocket" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is that what you want to hear ingame? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What´s next? "Mommies Fresh Milk" in a jar? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Realism is all gone now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This will be the goddamn end of the game! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Please say that you can revert this... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Because if not, the "other" game will |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | take controll of the gamming community |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need this to be gone in 24 hours |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Or all is LOST, do you get it? LOST!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don´t know what you DEVS have been smoking,.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but you better get rid of it, and the update NOW... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If possible get Rocket to explain this for the forum... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND REMOVE THE CANS NOW! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don´t worry, Derpys will survive in our memories.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All is lost, all the tense of DayZ is gone.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all because of your stupid Muffins...goddamnit.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sardines i get... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | thoose you put in a can... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do not speak of 3rd person ever again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Muffins in can is THE Gamebreaker... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate muffins.... |
