| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a serious, serious situation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tom Field has had sex with me |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I cannot remember doing it, but it has happened. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I was told that it also may have happened here, and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nick, get my machete. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It has finally gone too far this time. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tom.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has aids Joao. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I wasn't sure how to break this to you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who believes this, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS CANNOT HAVE HAPPENED |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I sleep with a machete by my side |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you think this is a joke, Nick? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For all those months i've resisted... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How is this even possible? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not attracted to him at all! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I would rather have sex with my own Dad! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Joao, please calm down! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Calm down? Calm down? YOU GINGER CUNT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Joao! Please stop being so aggressive! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does Tom think he'll get away with this? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'll rip his fucking balls off! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | One by one |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 'Oh Joao, please don't! I was drunk!' |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You were drunk? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't care if you were on drugs, you're fucking dead! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're balls are mine! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | First the arse hole trimmer and the comments, and now this! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have aids.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What the fuck am I going to do now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't just take a tablet! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm fucked... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To think he would actually do this to me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thinking he actually stands a chance! Buying me things! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who does he think he's fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a disaster! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Greta, we'll run away... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is it... my life is over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to die early and in pain... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He finally got me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My arse hole is ruined... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Nick... you are also dead |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If you ever step foot in my room again... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll use my arse hole trimmer on your head. |
