00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the hunt was scheduled for this area here. |
00:04 - 00:05 | But the hunting conditions will not be good |
00:05 - 00:07 | and snow is expected |
00:08 - 00:12 | In fact, the footing is quite poor and there is ice |
00:12 - 00:15 | And the conditions will be quite uncomfortable for the field. |
00:17 - 00:19 | for the field |
00:19 - 00:21 | Yes, of course, but I am getting my colors |
00:24 - 00:26 | so I must attend. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sir. My fuhrer... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, the Masters have made a decision... |
00:34 - 00:36 | You will not be getting your colors. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone to leave. Except for Hans, Dieter, and Friedrick. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you f*&%king kidding me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I have been planning this day for weeks! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And now you are telling me that I'm not getting my colors? |
01:25 - 01:28 | This is all the fault of my groom Lisa! |
01:29 - 01:31 | She never has my horse ready! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I have to do everything myself! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I spent hours clipping and braiding! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I even got a pet sitter for my goats! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I believe it was a wise decision. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I know that you and your stupid horse were behind this. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, leave my little Butterscotch out of this. |
01:48 - 01:52 | This is ridiculous! I took a day off from work! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I was bringing Gewurtztraminer to the tailgate! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And extra finger sandwiches |
01:57 - 02:00 | to share with everyone! |
02:00 - 02:03 | I stayed up all night making stroganoff! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I brought enough for all those fatties in the hallway! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I got up at 4 a.m. in this freezing weather! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how hard it is to clean that stupid horse? |
02:17 - 02:21 | It rolls around in the mud just to spite me! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And she won't come to me unless I bring |
02:30 - 02:34 | a whole damned bag of carrots! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I can not believe this weather. |
02:41 - 02:42 | It never snows before Thanksgiving! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Those people with those fancy barns and fancy horses |
02:48 - 02:53 | They have no idea what I went through to get ready |
02:54 - 02:56 | I bought new boots, I bought a new saddle, |
02:56 - 02:59 | And I made strudel for everyone. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Well now Lisa gets no strudel! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Lisa, I will make you some strudel. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I was ready to share my flask with everyone. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Well, at least I have the hunt to look forward to. |
03:24 - 03:28 | At least they didn't cancel the hunt on Thanksgiving. |
03:31 - 03:33 | At least I can look forward to that. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I was really looking forward to wearing my red coat. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And figures, I left my melton at the cleaners. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now someone please get me some strudel. |