| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the People Director update meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Last week we deployed the new build |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's now live in the Berlin Reiss store |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They haven't reported any bugs yet |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Although we have ignored all complaints about performance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, there are no bugs everything is perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Don't accept any responsibility for user errors |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | James |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Millsy |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Someone has added a new work item to redmine |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've added it to the current sprint |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not working on the People Director get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't work like this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How am I expected to deliver to deadlines |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Find out who added it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll have them shot |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What is it this time ? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If it's another label change |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've told them a thousand times |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the customer says its essential they have it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck what the customer wants |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It will halt the rollout |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They don't deserve to use our software |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Take them offline |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Remove all access to redmine |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That will put an end to this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | None of the other customers will want this |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When will these people learn |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do I have to be involved in every communication |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm not going to answer any support calls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We'll rebuild it in MVC |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That will solve all our problems |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only I know how |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We'll have to ask those Spoke experts for help |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I won't let them run it on Azure |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I hate all that Microsoft Propaganda |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll insist on using GIT for source control |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They'll make us use Dependency Injection |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and monitor our every move on Application Insights |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll translate it so everyone can choose thier labels |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, everything will be alright Karen |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Add a new configuration for the label |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Update the redmine item |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I won't put up with anymore of this |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No more last minute changes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll end up converting to use Agile and bending to every little request |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Redmine won't support it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll write an email |
